JUST TO FIND OUT HOW WEIRD EVERYBODY REALLY IS, THAT
"WOULD YOU DO THAT" CONVERSATION?
"WOULD YOU DO THAT? WOULD YOU DO THAT? WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
THEN THEY FIND OUT SOMETHINGYOU WOULDN'T DO.
"WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?
YOU WOULDN'T DO IT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS
YOU WOULDN'T GO OUTSIDE NAKED SINGING I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT?
FOR A MILLION [BLEEP] DOLLARS YOU WOULDN'T DO IT?"
BUT WITH GUYS IT ALWAYS COMES TO THE SAME QUESTION.
- WOULD YOU SUCK A [BLEEP]? - [LAUGHTER]
EVER WALK IN ONTHE WRONG CONVERSATION?
"DUDE, COME HERE WE'RE TALKIN'.
WOULD YOU [BLEEP] ANOTHER DUDE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?
'CAUSE, I WOULD." I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW THAT.
WE'RE GOING CAMPING NEXT WEEK AND I DIDN'T WANNA HAVE TO BUY
AN EXTRA TENT. AND I'M LIKE, "FIRST OF ALL, NO I WOULDN'T."
'CAUSE A LOTTA GUYS WILL JUMP, "A MILLION DOLLARS,
- I'LL CLOSE MY EYES." - [LAUGHTER]
A MILLION DOLLARS? YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES.
'CAUSE, THAT WOULD SUCK, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE THE WORST.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GUYS WOULD JUMP,
"A MILLION DOLLARS, I COULD DO ANYTHING."
NO, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, 'CAUSE IT'S A MILLION DOLLARS,
BUT AT SOME POINT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN
WHERE YOU GOT THAT CASH.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
YOU CAN'T JUST GO FROM YOURSTUDIO APARTMENT TO A BIG HOUSE.
PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE QUESTIONS,
LIKE, "MAN, YOU'RE REALLY DOING WELL FOR YOURSELF."
YEAH. I'M SUCKING [BLEEP] NOW. IT'S REALLY LUCRATIVE.
PLUS, I THINK IT'S A DUMB QUESTION ANYWAY.
LET'S JUST SAY SOME WEIRD GUY HAS A MILLION DOLLARS TO SPEND
- ON A [BLEEP] JOB. - [LAUGHTER]
HE COULD PROBABLY DO BETTER THAN ME.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE.
I'M GONNA CRYTHE WHOLE [BLEEP] TIME.
I MEAN,I CAN DO BETTER FOR $20.