I dated thisgirl years ago.
She was nasty.
We'd be having sex and she'dbe like, "talk dirty to me,
talk dirty to me."
And that's not mystyle, you know?
The only way I know how to talkdirty to a girl is from the
porno movies I've seen.
So, I be like, you love thatbig black dick, don't you?
You love that bigblack dick, don't you?
I think it says a lot about ourcountry and how far we've come
as a people in that now, it'sno big deal that at one time,
our presidentsmoked marijuana.
Remember, ten/twentyyears ago,
that was a big issuein this country.
But, we grew.
Now, it's no big deal.
Imagine how much furtherwe're gonna grow as a people.
Imagine ten, 20 years from now,maybe it'd be no big deal that
at one time our president tooka picture of his dick
and texted itto a girl.
And, we will have allseen it and discussed it.
He was young whenhe did that.
But, what a beautifuldick he had!
How could he resist?
And, then we'll be like, well,why doesn't the other candidate
release picturesof his dick?
I'm not gonna vote forsomebody I don't know
what his harddick looks like.
He gonna run my country,I wanna know what his hard dick
Men with penisproblems start wars.
I want my leader to havea hard dick on him, baby.