Blake Clark - The South

Blake Clark & Carrie Snow Season 1, Ep 0124 02/24/1992 Views: 1,294

Blake is used to being called stupid, illiterate and lazy. (1:19)

THAT AMERICANS ARE ALL STUPIDAND ILLITERATE AND LAZY AND...

WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY READ IT.

( laughter )

I, UH...

I SAW IT ON TELEVISION.

I WAS LYING THERE--

I WAS LYING THERE ON THE COUCH.

( laughter )

WELL, I WOULDHAVE CHANGED THE CHANNEL

BUT I HAD TO GET UPAND WALK ALL THE WAY OVER.

MY REMOTE CONTROL IS BROKEN

AND I DON'T KNOWHOW TO FIX IT SO...

( laughter )

SEE NOW, I'M FROM GEORGIA

SO I'M USED TO THAT.

I'M USED TO BEING CALLED STUPID

ILLITERATE AND LAZYAND DUMB AND IGNORANT

BAREFOOT, COLLARD-GREEN-EATING,PICKUP-TRUCK-DRIVING HILLBILLIES

WHO DATE OUR COUSINS.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY.

WELL, I NEVER DATED MY COUSIN.

SLEPT WITH HER...

( laughter )

BUT I...

I NEVER TOOK HER ANYWHERE.

I'M JUST KIDDING, MA'AM.

LOOK AT YOU.

( laughter )

IF I HAD DONE SOMETHINGTHAT DISGUSTING

WITH A MEMBEROF MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY

YOU THINK I WOULDTALK ABOUT IT ON TELEVISION?

DAMN RIGHT I WOULD!

BUT I DIDN'T.