Matt McCarthy - KISS Meeting

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/22/2010
  • Views: 3,606

Matt McCarthy wishes he could have been at the meeting where KISS decided to wear makeup. (2:51)

(cheers)

THE POLITE THING TO DO,YES.

YOU GUYS LIKE THE BAND KISS?(cheers)

YEAH? ALL RIGHT.

'CAUSE I WISH I COULDHAVE BEEN THERE,

BEEN A LITTLE FLY ON THE WALLWHEN THEY SAT DOWN,

LOOKED EACH OTHER INTHE EYES AND HAD A MEETING

AND SAID, "FROM NOW ON

"WE'RE GONNA WEAR MAKEUPON OUR FACES

AND BE CRAZY CHARACTERSON STAGE."

'CAUSE I IMMEDIATELY--

I ASSUME IMMEDIATELY WHENPAUL STANLEY PITCHED THE IDEA

WITHOUT ANY HESITATIONOR REGARD, PETER CRISS GOES,

"I CALL CAT!"

(laughter)

"CALLED IT,"AND THEN ACE FREHLEY SAYS,

(English accent)"ALL RIGHT, PAUL,

WELL, HERE'S WHAT I WANTTO BE."

(normal voice)'CAUSE IN MY MIND,

FOR SOME REASON,THEY'RE ENGLISH,(laughter)

I DON'T KNOW WHY.I'VE NO IDEA WHY.

THEY'RE FROM NEW YORK CITY.

THEY HAVE OBNOXIOUSBROOKLYN ACCENTS.

BUT IN MY BRAIN,THEY'RE FROM JOLLY OLD LONDON.

(English accent) "HI,WHAT'S HAPPENING? WE'RE KISS.

WE'RE GONNA ROCK AND ROLLFOR YOU, THREE, FOUR."

SO ACE FREHLEY SAYS,

(English accent)"ALL RIGHT, PAUL,

"WELL, HERE'S WHATI WANT TO BE.

"I WANT TO BE A STARTHAT CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN

"WITH A GUITAR TO PLAYROCK AND ROLL FOR EVERYONE.

"SO THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE.

"I'LL BE A STARTHAT CAME FROM HEAVEN,

WANT TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLLFOR EVERYONE."

(normal voice)AND THEN PAUL STANLEY SAID,

(English accent)"WELL, NO, ACTUALLY, ACE,

"YOU CAN'T BE A STAR,

"I'M ALREADY GOING TO BETHE STAR.

"I HAD THE IDEA BEFORETHE MEETING.

"I CAME UP WITH MY CHARACTER,THE STAR CHILD,

"AND THAT'S WHY I CAME HEREFOR THE REST OF YOU

SO YOU CAN CATCH UPAND GET YOUR OWN CHARACTERS."

"WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR,PAUL.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR.

"YOU SAID WE COULD BEWHATEVER WE WANTED.

HE SCREAMED OUT 'CAT.'"(laughter)

"AND I'LL BE DAMNED

IF HE'S NOT GONNA BEA BLOODY CAT ON STAGE."

"WELL, NO ACTUALLY, I HADTHE IDEA, LIKE I SAID,

"I'D BE THE STAR CHILD.

"YOU CAN BEANY OTHER CHARACTER YOU WANT.

SO PICK ANYTHING ELSEYOU WANT, ACE."

"OH, ALL RIGHT, PAUL, ALL RIGHT,HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO THEN.

"HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

"I'M GONNA BETHE SPACE ACE, PAUL.

"SPACE, PAUL.SPACE.

"THAT'S ALL THE STARS,PAUL.

THAT'S ALL THE STARS."(applause)

"SO IF I'M SPACEAND YOU'RE A STAR,

"THEN YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE,BITTY BIT OF ME,

AND I'M BETTER THAN YOUAND YOU...SUCK."

(laughter)

(normal voice) AND GENE SIMMONSWASN'T AT THE MEETING.

BECAUSE EVEN IN THOSE EARLYDAYS, PRE-MAKEUP,

HE WAS STILL TOO BUSYHAVING SEX

WITH THE GROUPIEIN THE NEXT ROOM.

(laughter)

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