Finesse Mitchell - Cialis

  • Season 11 , Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 9,697

BUT MAN, YOU EVER WENT,YOU OVER UP-- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

DORIAN.

DORIAN, YOU EVERJUST OVERDO IT,

YOU TRY TO IMPRESS A GIRL TOO MUCH,

YOU KNOW, TRY TO GET READY FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT,

SO YOU TAKE THAT SEX ENHANCING DRUG.

NOT THE VIAGRA, THOUGH. I TOOKTHE ONE THAT STARTED WITH A "C".

WHAT'S THE-- WHAT'S THE-- CIALIS. ALL RIGHT.

- THANK YOU, SIR. CIALIS. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT. WELL, MY QUESTION TO YOU IS

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOU TAKE THEM, 'CAUSE I TOOK TWO.

I THOUGHT TWO MEANT TWO HOURS.

I DIDN'T KNOW TWO MEANT TWO WEEKS.

AT MY AGE, I WAS-- SO AFTER I TOOK IT,

I WAS REAL EXCITED,'CAUSE I HAD NEVER BEENTHAT BIG IN MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M WALKING AROUND LIKE HITLER. I'M LIKE-- DA, DA, DA, DA...

TAKING PICTURES OF IT WITH MY CAMERA PHONE.

- AND I'M LIKE-- - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND MY QUESTION IS, WHAT HAPPEN AFTER YOU TAKE IT AND THE GIRL CAN'T COME OVER?

SHE GOT CAUGHT ROBBING A 7-ELEVEN

AND SHE AIN'T COMING OVER.

AND YOU CAN'T GO TO THE POLICE STATION LIKE THIS. AND IT HAPPENED ON A FRIDAY,

SO SHE WON'T GET OUT TILL MONDAY ANYWAY.

SO YOU KNOW-- THAT'S IF YOU KNOW THE PENAL SYSTEM.

BUT-- ONE DUDE, "YEP, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. YOU GO TO JAIL ON FRIDAY.

THEY WILL SEE YOU ON MONDAY." I'M WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS,

AND I'M ALL EXCITED. BUT AFTER A WHILE,

IT STARTS THROBBING. AND THEN WHEN YOU GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM,

THAT'S NOT EXCITING. THAT'S NOT FUN.

'CAUSE REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE,

YOU COULD BEND IT A LITTLE BIT.

BUT YOU CAN'T-- WHEN YOU'S GROWN,

WITH THE CIALIS,WITH A TWO PILL CIALIS,

YOU CAN'T BEND NOTHING.AND THAT'S WHY, FELLAS,

WE NEED TO TAKE GEOMETRY. BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME

YOU WILL NEED A PROTRACTOR AND A COMPASS,

'CAUSE YOU GOT TOBACK UP, RIGHT, FELLAS,

WE BACK UP AND WE MEASURE THE DISTANCE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

AND MY-- NOW, SEE, FOR MINE CURVE TO THE LEFT A LITTLE BIT,

SO I GOT TO SHIFT, YOU KNOW, AND THEN I LET IT GO, AND OH,

YOU PEEING ON THE MIRROR.

SO YOU GOT TO BACK UP A LITTLE BIT.

BUT THEN YOU MOVE IN. IT GET WEAKER, RIGHT?

AND THEN IT SHOOTS OUT, SO YOU GOT TO BACK UP. BACK UP.

BUT THEN YOU MOVE IN, AND YOU MOVE IN.

YOU MOVE INAND SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

AND-- FELLAS, IT AIN'T LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER PEED

ON THE FLOOR AND ON THE MIRROR.

Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

COME OUT THE BATHROOM. HEY, BABY. [KISSING SOUND]

- YOU READY? LET'S GO. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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