Robert Kelly - Arguments

  • Season 12 , Ep 22
  • 04/03/2008
  • Views: 13,411

Even when Robert's girl is wrong, she'll still get him to say sorry. (2:14)

I DON'T EVEN ARGUE WITHHER ANYMORE, TOO.

I'M A CHANGED MAN.I'M NOT THE SAME GUY ANYMORE.

I USED TO LOVE TO ARGUE.I DON'T DO IT ANYMORE,

BECAUSE SHE CHEATS.SHE USES HER BRAIN.

SEE GUYS, WHEN WE ARGUE,WE'RE EMOTIONAL.

WE JUST GET EMOTIONAL.WE DON'T HOW TO CONTROL IT.

WE GET ANGRY AND WE JUST--"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"

WE TRY TO INTIMIDATE THEMOUT OF THE ARGUMENT.

"NO. NO." AHHHHHH-- AHHHHH!

[Caveman Voice]"YOU LIED TO ME, WOMAN."

WOMEN ARE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE.

THEY KNOW HOW TO PUSHOUR BUTTONS, MAKE US FLIP,AND THEY JUST STEP BACK.

LIKE, AND THEY'REJUST SITTING THERE LIKE,

"YOU'LL SAY SOMETHINGI'LL HOLD AGAINST YOU FORTHE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

OH, THEY-- SHE LOVES IT.SHE LOVES PUSHING MY BUTTONS.

AND, YOU KNOW GUYS,WHEN WE GET MAD,

WE ALWAYS GET SO MADWE'LL LIKE, PUNCH SOMETHING.

LIKE, NOTHING--LIKE TO HURT OUR FISTS.

I ACTUALLY PUNCHED BUTTER,LIKE, TWO WEEKS AGO.

I GOT MAD. I WAS LIKE"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT IT WASN'T EVENREAL BUTTER. IT WAS

"I CAN'T BELIEVEIT'S NOT BUTTER."

THAT'S HOW BAD I AM.EVEN WHEN MY GIRL'S WRONG,

SHE'LL STILL GET ME TO SAY,"SORRY." SHE'LL PUSH MY BUTTONS

SO I SNAP. SAY SOME MEAN STUFF.AND NOW I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT.

I'LL COME HOME. I'LL BE,"BABY, BABY, YOU MESSED UP."

"I KNOW I DID BUT DON'T YELL."OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WON'T YELL.BUT YOU MESS UP, NOT ME.SO, LET ME TALK.

"OKAY. BUT DON'T YELL."I WON'T.

"BUT SOMETIMES YOU DO YELL."I KNOW I DO, BUT NOT NOW.

"BUT YOU YELL AND--"I KNOW! I GET IT! DON'T YELL!

"I JUST DON'T--"I KNOW! DON'T YELL!

"YOU'RE YELLING."I'M YELLING, 'CAUSE YOU WON'T

SHUT YOUR FACE ABOUT YELLING!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A--

- SHUT YOUR FACE!- [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

"YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU'RE CRAZY."

I'M-- I'M CRAZY?! I'M--YOU ARE A PSYCHO-ALIEN BITCHFROM THE PLANET FARAWAY.

AND YOU FLEW DOWN HEREAND YOU LIVE IN MY HEAD!

YOU ALIEN BITCHFROM A FARAWAY PLANET!

NO!

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

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