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Toby Keith
Season 2 E 112 • 09/12/2006
Toby Keith is prepared to shove a bald eagle up Hollywood's ass.
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03:47
Manilow's Emmy
The Colbert Report
S2 E111
Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
09/11/2006
03:58
The Path to 9/11
The Colbert Report
S2 E111
The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
09/11/2006
00:34
Intro - 9/11/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E111
In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
09/11/2006
07:57
Martin Short
The Colbert Report
S2 E111
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
09/11/2006
00:15
Sign Off - Lullaby Clap
The Colbert Report
S2 E111
As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
09/11/2006
00:55
Green Screen Challenge - Entry
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
00:08
Sign Off - Special Episode
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
04:21
The Word - Missed Opportunity
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
00:20
Intro - 9/12/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
07:36
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
06:01
Toby Keith
The Colbert Report
S2 E112
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
09/12/2006
03:31
Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
The Colbert Report
S2 E113
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
01:22
Sign Off - Cigarettes
The Colbert Report
S2 E113
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
06:50
Ken Jennings
The Colbert Report
S2 E113
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
04:11
The Word - Caveat Emptor
The Colbert Report
S2 E113
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006
03:44
The Colmandos
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S2 E113
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
09/13/2006
00:30
Intro - 9/13/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E113
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
02:38
Tip/Wag - NASA
The Colbert Report
S2 E114
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
02:48
Sexy Photo
The Colbert Report
S2 E114
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
01:35
Bridge Contest
The Colbert Report
S2 E114
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
03:53
Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi
The Colbert Report
S2 E114
Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
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