William Shatner - Charlie and Women

Season 1 , Ep 101 09/19/11 Views: 224,976

William Shatner suggests that Charlie Sheen reexamine his relationships with women. (1:06)

MAY I SUGGEST TO YOU CHARLIE

THAT YOU REEXAMINEYOUR RELATIONS WITH WOMEN?

PROSTITUTES COSTA LOT OF MONEY, CHARLIE.

HASN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU

THAT ACTRESSESWILL SLEEP WITH YOU FOR FREE?

MAN, THAT'S--THAT'S HOLLYWOOD 101.

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED.

YOU KNOW, UH, WHAT WILL HELP YOUGET THROUGH THIS--

THIS--THIS TOUGH SPOT,

SOMETHING--YOU HAVETO GIVE SOMETHING BACK.

SEE, I WAS AT--RECENTLYAT A CELEBRITY AUCTION

WHERE I SOLDONE OF MY KIDNEY STONES

FOR $75,000.

OH, YEAH.OH, YEAH.

DO YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I'VE DONE?

I SYNTHESIZED URIC ACIDAND CALCIUM

INSIDE MY BLADDER

AND TURNED IT INTO A HOUSEFOR HABITAT FOR HUMANITY.

WHO'S THE WARLOCK NOW, BITCH?

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