Robert Kelly - Wipe the Seat

  • Season 12 , Ep 22
  • 04/03/2008
  • Views: 7,517

If Robert wants to wipe the seat, he'll wipe it with his socks. (1:23)

SHE GETS MADWHEN I GO TO THE BATHROOM,'CAUSE SOMETIMES

I TINKLE ON THE SEAT.WHATEVER, YOU KNOW,

NOT THE WHOLE TIME LIKE AN ASS,JUST HA-HA-HA, I HATE YOU!

I AM THE PISS GOD!IT'S JUST A FEW DRIPPY-DROPS

AT THE END, YOU KNOW,WHEN YOU GOTTA SHAKE.

BUT I REALLY CAN'T SEEMY PAY YOU, SO YOU JUST--

I ASSUME IT WENT IN.I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THIS.

SHE GETS MAD."JUST PICK UP THE SEAT." "NO."

THIS AGGRAVATED ME.SHE ACTUALLY GOT A POEMTO HELP REMIND ME

TO WIPE THE SEAT WHEN I'M DONE.

IT SAYS-- SHE PUT ITRIGHT OVER THE TOILET--

IT SAYS, "IF YOU SPRINKLEWHEN YOU TINKLE,

BE A SWEETIEAND WIPE THE SEATIE."

THAT MADE ME SO MAD I WANTEDTO PEE IN HER POCKETBOOK.

JUST-- JUST FILL IT UP.

HEY, HONEY,YOU GOT A POEM FOR THIS?

I DON'T NEED A POEM TO HELPREMIND ME, OKAY, I'M FINE.

IF I WANT TO WIPE THE SEAT,I HAVE SOCKS ON.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I KNOW THE GIRLSDON'T LIKE THAT JOKE.BUT THE GUYS ARE LIKE

"HE'S A GENIUS.DID YOU HEAR THAT?

"HE JUST MADE HIS FOOTINTO A SWIFFER, DUDE.

"HE HAS GREAT TITSAND HE'S FUNNY.

- I LOVE THIS GUY."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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