Shaun Majumder - Beige

  • Season 12 , Ep 24
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 82,280

Nobody can be racist to me, because nobody's quite sure what I am. (1:43)

NO ONE CAN REALLYBE RACIST TO ME.

BEING BEIGE. 'CAUSE NOBODY'SQUITE SURE WHAT I AM.

AND I HAVE FUN WITH IT, TOO.

I'LL GO INTO THE MOSTRACIST PART OF TOWN

AND I'LL JUST GO INTO SOME LIKETAKE-OUT CHICKEN PLACE.

EVERY TIME, SAME THING HAPPENS,GUY'S LIKE,

[Southern Drawl] "HEY,HOLD ON ONE MINUTE THERE,LITTLE FELLAH. HA, HA.

"YOU SEE THAT SIGN RIGHT THERE?IT SAYS, CLEAR AS DAY,

"WE DON'T SERVEYOUR KIND IN HERE. HA, HA!

- "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM THERE--- [LAUGHTER]

"OKAY, DON'T TELL ME.DON'T TELL ME.

"OKAY, HANG ON NOW,I KNOW YOU'RE NOT WELCOMEJUST BY LOOKING AT YOU.

"JUST GIVE ME A SECOND NOW.OKAY. HOW ARE YOU AT DRIVING?

"ARE YOU A GOOD DRIVER?YOU'RE GOOD ARE YOU?

"WHAT ABOUT BASKETBALL, ARE YOUA GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER?

"NOT THAT GOOD. SHOOT.OKAY, HERE'S ONE.

"SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,HOW ATTRACTED ARE YOU TO SHEEP?

"GODDAMN.I CANNOT FIGURE YOU OUT

"YOU LITTLE RUBIK'S CUBE.ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL.

OKAY, I TELL YOU WHAT,YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND ORDERBEFORE MY MANAGER GETS BACK."

AND I JUST WALK UP,OF COURSE, AND I'M LIKE,

[Indian Accent] "I WILL HAVE THETANDOORI CHICKEN TITS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.NOW, BROWN. BROWN MEN.

[Indian Accent]"BROWN POWER. BROWN POWER.WE ARE POWERFUL. WE ARE--

"WE ARE VERY POWERFUL.

"POWER!

"NO. SOMEONE TURNED UP THEPOWER THE-- THE FLASHLIGHT--

"THE LIGHT BULB IS OUT.WHAT THE HELL?

- IT-- THE POWER."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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