Jon Reep - Guy on a Cell Phone

  • Season 10 , Ep 11
  • 03/23/2006
  • Views: 19,907

It turns out there's no privacy in public. (1:09)

I CAN'T STAND IT. I'M JUST A KID...

IF YOU LIKE TO HAVE FUN,DO THIS.

GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND FIND A GUY TALKIN' ON HIS CELL PHONE

AND GENTLYWALK UP TO HIM LIKE THIS

AND THEN LEAN IN ANDSTART LISTENIN' TO HIM.

"WHAT'S HE SAYING? CAN I TALK ON IT?"

NOW, THEY'LL GET ANNOYED AFTER A MINUTE, YOU KNOW.

THEY'LL SAY, "WHAT? EXCUSE ME.

CAN I HAVE ALITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE?"

THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY THIS,"NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN PUBLIC."

YEP. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. THAT'S HOW THAT SYSTEM WORKS.

IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NO PRIVACY IN PUBLIC.

IN FACT, YOUR PRIVACYIS INVADING OUR PUBLIC.

"WHY DON'T YOU GO SOMEWHERE

WHERE WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE PUBLIC AROUND HERE."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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