We're days away from the endof Obama's presidency, which...
I don't knowif you guys are aware--
we're gettinga new president pretty soon?
-You guys don't pay attention tothe news. -(audience groaning)
got planned now that he won't bebusy pardoning turkeys 24/7?
Well, according to Billboard, Obama made an offhand remark
to the ambassador to Sweden
-that he's still waiting forhis job at Spotify. -(laughter)
The well-known streaming servicethat informs your friends
you were listeningto Papa Roach all day.
Well, Obama's quip inspiredSpotify CEO
Daniel Elk to tweet,"Hey @BarackObama,
"I heard you were interestedin a role at Spotify.
Have you seen this one?"
And it wasn't just himpointing at his dick,
althoughthat would have been hilarious.
It was actually a job listing
for President of Playlistsright here.
Ah, we're having lots of fun.Makes you forget for
a second thatthe next Secretary of Defense
is probably goingto be Waluigi.
-(laughter and groaning)-Um, so, comedians...
Comedians, in case
the Spotify gigdoesn't work out, what's another
tech job Obama might considerafter office?
I think he's gonna bring hopeand change
to the street fight videoson Worldstar Hip Hop.
-HARDWICK: Yes, points. Points.-(laughter)
-Katy.-Um, I don't know about Obama,
but Biden's got a job moderating
the all-natural MILF subreddit.
-HARDWICK: Okay, points. Yeah.-(laughter)
-All-natural, Flula.-President of Tinder,
because he's usedto dealing with dicks all day.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.Very good one. -(laughter)