Do you guys know whatBurning Man is?
It's a great place to gobreast-feed your pet ferret.
And he really wants me to go.
I mean, if I wanted to be a partof a dysfunctional community
of white people in the desert,I'd move to Arizona.
There's no showers.
I need two baths a day.
I know there'sa drought happening.
Maybe my two baths will mean
people in Barstowdon't get bagels,
but you know what?
Something I have learnedto deal with.
My friends are, like...
My friends will goto Burning Man.
They're, like,"I go there to meet dudes."
Okay, if I wanted to have sex
with some creepy dudein goggles,
I'd stay homeand (bleep) a welder.
At least then, I wouldn't haveto listen to didgeridoo solos
in between orgasms.
I'm sorry if anyone hereis really into Burning Man,
but just like...I've never been.
I've never been,and I hate it, but, like...
'Cause you seethese people talking.
Like, I heard this guy bragging.He was, like...
He goes to Burning Manevery year.
He's, like, "Yeah, my kiddoesn't have a birth ce..."
Oh, 'cause they're all...This is what I have to say.
They're all obsessedwith being off the grid.
You know, like, they don't wantto be a part of, like, society.
So, I heard this guy bragging.
He's, like,"Yeah, my kid doesn't have
a birth certificateor a Social Security number."
I'm, like, "Oh, really?
"Well, I wonder who,in 50 years, is going
"to be doing yard work formiddle-class Latino families.