Here's the thing, though,
I am a woman,thank you for noticing.
And sometimes in hip-hop,
they talk about uslike we can't hear them.
I don't knowif you've noticed that.
It's like,"Oof, that was rude.
You know you're inthe booth right now?"
But I don't wantto stop listening
'cause it's good music,so here's what I've been doing,
I have just been pretending
they're talkingabout something else.
I just willfully misconstruethe lyrics.
Like, when Juvenile's like,
"Girl, you look good, why don'tyou back that thing up?"
I'm like, "He's probably talkingabout her hard drive, right?
"She should back that up,
"she's got a lot of importantwork files on there.
"He doesn't want herto lose them
"because he caresabout her career.
"That's not juvenile at all.
That's very mature."
When Snoop's like,"Bitches ain't shit,"
I'm like, "You're right,they're not shit,
"they're valuable membersof society.
"I am gonna takethat double negative,
turn it into a double positive.Thank you very much."
"I've got hoesin different area codes."
"My gardening businessis taking off.
"We are expanding.