Pete Holmes - Privacy Is Uncool

  • Season 14 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 32,145

The government doesn't need to tap our phones when they can survey everything we do on Facebook. (1:19)

AFTER THE 18 HOURSOF FACEBOOKERY THIS AFTERNOON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEP.JUST THE 18 HOURS FOR ME TODAY.

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHATI WAS DOING BEFORE FACEBOOK.

WHAT WAS --

SOMETHING WAS THERE.

I WAS DOING -- WHAT WAS IT?TILLING WHEAT?

WHAT WAS I DOING?

NOW IT'S JUST FACEBOOK.

AND I LIKE IT,BUT I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT IT

THAT YOU CAN USEIN YOUR OWN CONVERSATIONS

IF THERE'S EVER A LULL.

I THINK THE GOVERNMENTMADE FACEBOOK

IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE PRIVACYUNCOOL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THINK ABOUT THAT.I THINK THAT'S TRUE.

'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TOTAP OUR PHONES OR SURVEY US

WHEN WE JUST YIELD TO THEMEVERYTHING...

JUST ON OUR OWN FREE WILL.

JUST LIKE, "HOME ADDRESS?IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. OKAY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"PHONE NUMBER? CALL ME.

PHOTOS?PHOTOS OF EVERYONE I KNOW?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"HERE.LET ME TAG THOSE FOR YOU."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"THAT'S ADAM.HE DEALS WEED."

[ LAUGHTER ]

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