Greg Fitzsimmons - The Human Body

  • Season 10 , Ep 8
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 868

Greg fares much better with clothes. (1:04)

I GOT A MASSAGE RECENTLY.

AND I'D NEVER HAD A MASSAGE BEFORE AND THAT'S AN AWKWARD THING TO DO BECAUSE,

FIRST OF ALL, I MEAN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE NAKED?

ANYBODY EVER GOT A PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE BEFORE?

HAVE YA? WERE YOU NAKEDWHEN YOU GOT IT, MA'AM?

WERE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THAT? GOOD.

I WASN'T THAT COMFORTABLE. I JUST-- THAT'S NOT MY LOOK.

NAKED IS NOT MY BEST LOOK.

CLOTHING IS AMUCH BETTER LOOK FOR ME.

YOU KNOW I'M JUST VERY SKINNY AND PALE AND-- JUST RANDOM FRECKLING,

VERY LITTLE HAIR, JUST NOT VERY MACHO.

I LOOK LIKE A 13-YEAR OLD GIRL WITH A HUGE [BLEEP].

- IT'S EERIE. - [LAUGHTER]

AND I DON'T HAVE HAIR. THE HAIR IS JUST--

IT'S NOT EVERYWHERE.

I REALIZE IT'S JUST AT THE HOLES.

LIKE YOU KNOW MY NOSE, MY EARS, MY BUTT. IT'S JUST AT THE HOLE.

I'M LIKE A TUB JUST SHEER WHITE PORCELAIN

AND THEN A CLUMP OF HAIR AT THE DRAIN. THAT'S MY BODY.

ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? SERIOUSLY.

WHO WANTS TO...?

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