Maria Bamford - Fired Temp

  • Season 11, Ep 10
  • 02/15/2007
  • Views: 23,697

It is very important to follow your supervisor's rules at work. (1:15)

JUST ANOTHER STOP ON MYBURNING BRIDGES TOUR.

AND I WAS WORKINGFOR A GIANT CORPORATION.

AND I CAN'T SAY THE NAMEOF WHAT IT IS BECAUSE

IT'S THE UMBRELLA UNDER WHICHI MAY BE SHELTERED AT THIS TIME.

SO LET'S JUST CALL IT "JOOBLYGOOP."

AND MY SUPERVISOR-- LET'S CALL HIM "GREEN BEAN"--

SAID THAT THERE WERE CERTAIN BIGWIGS WHO YOU SHOULD

NEVER PUT ON HOLD.CERTAIN VIPs YOU SHOULDNEVER PUT ON HOLD.

AND I COULD NEVER REMEMBER WHO THOSE PEOPLE WERE.

SO I PUT EVERYONE ON HOLDAND I CONFERENCED THEM

AND I LET THEM SORT IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES.

BUT GREEN BEAN FIRED ME. AND HE SAID,

"YOU ARE NEVER GONNA WORK FOR JOOBLYGOOP AGAIN."

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL HIM--

BUT I'D ACTUALLY BEEN FIRED FROM THERE 14 TIMES BEFORE.

"AH, DUDE, I'M A TEMP. I'LL BE BACK. I WILL.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

"RIGHT NOW I'M HERE. BUT NEXT WEEK I'LL CALL YOU FROM ACCOUNTING, HUH?

"YEAH. DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD. YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AHEAD.

"THAT GIVES ME MORE TIME TO READMY ILLUSTRATED BOOK OF SEA COWS.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES."

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