Yahoo Answers - Butthole Tattoos

  • Season 1 , Ep 0102
  • 10/22/2013
  • Views: 5,127

The comedians must come up with responses to questions posed on Yahoo! Answers. (1:53)

IT'S A GREAT WAY TO GETCOMPLETELY INCORRECT INFORMATION

FOR PEOPLE WHO TWR V NOTHINGBETTER TO DO THAN ANSWER

QUESTIONS ON YAHOO! AND AREN'TINVOLVED AT ALL WITH THE TOPIC

YOU'RE ASKING.

I'M GOING TO READ A REALQUESTION POSTED TO YAHOO!

ANSWERS AND IF YOUR ANSWER ISBETTER THAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO!

ANSWER, YOU'LL GET 250 POINTS.

ALL RIGHT?

FIRST YAHOO! ANSWER.

"ARE YOU A COLLECTOR OFANYTHING?"

KRT?

>> BUTT HOLE TATTOOS.

>> Chris: YOU MADE IT PERSONAL.

I LIKE THAT.

THE REAL ANSWER WAS "I LIKE TOCOLLECT BULL BALLS.

I WAIT UNTIL THEY DIE AND ICOLLECT THEIR BALLS."

(LAUGHTER)IT'S GREAT THAT THE HE WAITS

UNTIL THEY DIE.

THAT'S A COURTESY.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POINTS FORTHAT KURT.

250 POINTS.

NUMBER TWO, SECOND YAHOO! ANSWERQUESTION.

"WHY DO I ALWAYS SEEM TO GETPINK EYE?"

KURT?

>> BUTT HOLE TATTOOS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Chris: ALL RIGHT!

THE REAL YAHOO! ANSWER WAS"SCOTT BAIO GAVE ME PINK EYE."

250 POINTS TO KURT.

WELL DONE, YOU ARE BEATING THEINTERNET KURT.

THAT YAHOO! ANSWER MADE NEWS.

KURT'S MIGHT, TOO.

>> I HAVE A BUTT HOLE TATTOO OFSCOTT BAIO.

>> Chris: REALLY.

HOW MANY FINGER CANS YOU IN THETHAT BUTT HOLE TATTOO OF SCOTT

BAIO?

>> INCLUDING THUMB?

>> Chris: YES.

>> A HANDFUL.

>> Chris: LAST ONE, VERYIMPORTANT.

"DO ASIAN PEOPLE LAY EGGS?"REAL QUESTION.

ANDY DALY?

>> NOT YET BUT THEY'RE WORKINGON IT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)>> Chris: REALLY.

REALLY, SIR?

REALLY, SIR?

HERE'S THE TOP YAHOO! ANSWER:"YES, THEY DO."

I'M STILL GOING TO GIVE YOU 250POINTS ANDY DALY.

WELL DONE.

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