Yahoo Answers - Butthole Tattoos

  • Season 1 , Ep 0102
  • 10/22/2013
  • Views: 5,130

The comedians must come up with responses to questions posed on Yahoo! Answers. (1:49)

100 POINTS TO ANDY DALY AS WE

LEAP FORWARD TO YAHOO! ANSWERS.

IT'S A GREAT WAY TO GET

COMPLETELY INCORRECT INFORMATION

FOR PEOPLE WHO TWR V NOTHING

BETTER TO DO THAN ANSWER

QUESTIONS ON YAHOO! AND AREN'T

INVOLVED AT ALL WITH THE TOPIC

YOU'RE ASKING.

I'M GOING TO READ A REAL

QUESTION POSTED TO YAHOO!

ANSWERS AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS

BETTER THAN OUR FAVORITE YAHOO!

ANSWER, YOU'LL GET 250 POINTS.

ALL RIGHT?

FIRST YAHOO! ANSWER.

"ARE YOU A COLLECTOR OF

ANYTHING?"

KRT?

>> BUTT HOLE TATTOOS.

>> Chris: YOU MADE IT PERSONAL.

I LIKE THAT.

THE REAL ANSWER WAS "I LIKE TO

COLLECT BULL BALLS.

I WAIT UNTIL THEY DIE AND I

COLLECT THEIR BALLS."

(LAUGHTER)

IT'S GREAT THAT THE HE WAITS

UNTIL THEY DIE.

THAT'S A COURTESY.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THAT KURT.

250 POINTS.

NUMBER TWO, SECOND YAHOO! ANSWER

QUESTION.

"WHY DO I ALWAYS SEEM TO GET

PINK EYE?"

KURT?

>> BUTT HOLE TATTOOS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT!

THE REAL YAHOO! ANSWER WAS

"SCOTT BAIO GAVE ME PINK EYE."

250 POINTS TO KURT.

WELL DONE, YOU ARE BEATING THE

INTERNET KURT.

THAT YAHOO! ANSWER MADE NEWS.

KURT'S MIGHT, TOO.

>> I HAVE A BUTT HOLE TATTOO OF

SCOTT BAIO.

>> Chris: REALLY.

HOW MANY FINGER CANS YOU IN THE

THAT BUTT HOLE TATTOO OF SCOTT

BAIO?

>> INCLUDING THUMB?

>> Chris: YES.

>> A HANDFUL.

>> Chris: LAST ONE, VERY

IMPORTANT.

"DO ASIAN PEOPLE LAY EGGS?"

REAL QUESTION.

ANDY DALY?

>> NOT YET BUT THEY'RE WORKING

ON IT.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: REALLY.

REALLY, SIR?

REALLY, SIR?

HERE'S THE TOP YAHOO! ANSWER:

"YES, THEY DO."

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