Dr. Zoidberg Hides From the Mob

  • Season 7 , Ep 712
  • 08/22/2012
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While on the run from the Robot Mafia, Dr. Zoidberg finds an alternate use for Professor Farnsworth's tattoo-removal laser. (1:50)

I'm telling you the truth,I swear!

Clamps, break somethingover his head.

Everything in here'salready broken.

Find the least brokenobject and use that.

This Judith Krantz novel'sonly missing its frontispiece.

Ow! I told you,I spent it in Mars Vegas!

All eight million dollars!

He can't be lyin', boss.

Not after a Krantzinglike that.

All right. Then I'mafraid we must kill you

and dispose of your bodyin the nearest Dumpster.

This one we're inseems pretty close.

(high-pitched screaming)



JOEY:He's full of ink!

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.(silly groaning)

(sighs)We should have brought a gun.


That was one hellof a weekend in Vegas.

Dude, where's my ship?

I parked it over there.

Well, I don't remembermuch, but I feel fine.

Oh, my God!Amy's mirror got a tattoo!

Oh, luckily, we're preparedfor this eventuality.

(trilling, whirring)

HERMES:What's that?

A tattoo-removal laser?

(chuckling):Oh, Hermes,

you and yourpreposterous sci-fi nonsense.

No, this is simplya translucidating ink polarizer.

It alignsthe pigment molecules,

channeling photons throughand rendering the ink invisible.

Ah, so it's less painfulthan regular tattoo removal.

Nobody said that.


The robot mafia's after me!

You got to hide me,or it's curtains for Johnny Z.

Hide a giant lobstercovered in ink?

And how do you proposewe do that?