We can't get peopleto quit smoking,
and warningsdon't work.
I think you gottachange the cigarettes.
You know what I mean?
If you change the shapeof the cigarettes,
maybe that would do it.
Like, if you had a cigarettethat had, like,
two ballshanging from it.
"This doesn't look as coolas it used to.
I gotta quit.This is ridiculous."
"Surgeon general warning:
cigarette may containtiny, hairy balls."
When somebody commitsa murder-suicide,
that's probably someone
who's not thinking throughthe afterlife.
"Bam! You're dead.
"Bam! I'm dead.
This is gonnabe awkward forever."
When there's somebodywho's dead,
and then someonedoes something
that that personwould not have liked,
they say that that personis spinning in their grave,
but I don't understandwhy they say that.
Why is spinning the waythat a corpse shows disapproval?
That doesn't makeany sense.
I mean, if weshowed disapproval
that waywhen we were alive,
then it would make sense.
"Oh, man, I am so pissedat you right now.
You have no ideahow mad I am."
"Oh, [bleep],Demetri's spinning.
Let's get out of here."
If I livedbelow a tap dancer,
I would just putreally powerful magnets
on the ceiling.
"We're not tapping [bleep] now,are we?
"More of a tap standerwe got up there.
"Oh, now we're moving.
"Oh, over to the window.Look at that.
Ah, there we go."