Mark Curry - Christopher Columbus

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 06/11/1999
  • Views: 6,749

A black man was the first to step foot in America. (1:40)

BLACK PEOPLE DISCOVEREDA LOT OF STUFF.

WE DID, WE DID;EVEN THE WHITE DUDE IS CLAPPING.

YEAH.

WE DID. THINK ABOUT IT. WE DID.

BROTHERS, WE WERE THEREIN HISTORY A LOT OF TIMES.

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

THEY SAY HE DISCOVERED AMERICA.

NOW, COME ON.

YOU KNOW HE GOT CLOSE.

HE HAD A BROTHER DO IT.

HE GOT CLOSE: "THAT'S NEW LAND.

"HENRY?"

"DAMN!"

"YEAH, CHRISTOPHER?"

"WANT YOU TO GO SEEWHAT'S OUT THERE."

( muttering silently )

"BEEN WORKING YOUR WIFETHE WHOLE TRIP."

YOU KNOW, 20 MINUTES LATER,HENRY OUT THERE SMOKING

THE PEACE PIPE WITH THE INDIANS.

( inhaling )

"THIS SOME GOOD STUFF.

"MAN, YOU GROW THIS?

"OOH! OOH!

"DANG!

"YOU GUYS BE HIGH.

"NO WONDER YOU GUYS BE...

( whooping )

"OHH! HEY, YO, THE REAL DEAL--

THEY 'BOUT TO TAKEALL YOUR LAND."

"I SEEN THE PLANS.

"THEY GONNA GIVE YOU A TURKEYDINNER AND TAKE ALL YO SH...

"HEY, WHEN YOU HEARTHE WORD 'RESERVATION'

"THEY AIN'T TALKING'BOUT A HOTEL.

"HEY, CAN I GET A SACK OF THIS?

"WHICH WAY TO DETROIT?

ALL RIGHT."

( whooping )

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