The Playa Haters' Ball

Blackzilla & Playa Haters' Ball Season 1, Ep 9 03/19/2003 Views: 1,255,494

Once a year, all the playa haters get together to honor the most prestigious verbal abusers on the planet. (6:57)

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YEAH, YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYIN'?

LIKE, REAL HATIN', MAN,THAT'S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE,YOU LIKE A BORN HATER.

YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF,A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN'.

I MEAN, I'M MADAT EVERYTHING, MAN.

BROTHER GOT A NICE CAR--

"MAN, WHY YOU GOT A CAR ?I ONLY GOT ONE CAR.

"WHY YOU GOT THREE CARSOR A WIFE OR ALL THAT ?

MAN, THAT'S PLAYED OUT."

I HATE ON A NIGGA'TIL HE'S TOTALLY BROKE,

AND AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' LIKE ME,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?

'CAUSE, YEAH, THAT'S WHATREAL HATIN' IS ALL ABOUT, MAN.

HEY, WHAT'S POPPIN',EVERYBODY ?

THE EVIL STAR HERE,WANNA WELCOME YOU TO

THE FIFTH ANNUAL PLAYERHATERS AWARD, UH, CEREMONY.

THIS GALA AFFAIR, WE, UH,WE HOST THIS ONCE A YEAR.

WE HONOR THE MOSTPRESTIGIOUS VERBAL ABUSERS,

UH, ON THE PLANET.

( heavy Korean accent )

AGAIN, I'M HATINGALL THEM KOREANS.

( speaking Korean )

IS THAT A CUT ON BEAUTY ?

THE PLAYER HATERS BALLGIVES US AN OPPORTUNITY

TO HATE ON A DIVERSE ARRAYOF MARK-ASS MARKS,

TRICK-ASS MARKS,PUNK BITCHES

AND SKIP-SCAP SKANKSAND SCALLYWAGS...

HO'S, HEIFERS,HEE-HAWS AND HULA HOOPS.

MAN, YOU OUGHTTATAKE THAT CANE

AND BEAT WHOEVERMADE THAT SUIT TO DEATH.

( laughs )

WHY DON'T YOU VACUUMTHAT COAT, MAN ?

WELL, WELL, WELL !

THE MOST DIABOLICAL HATERSTHIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

BUC NASTY, WHAT CAN ISAY ABOUT THAT SUIT

THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEENSAID ABOUT AFGHANISTAN ?

IT LOOKS BOMBED OUTAND DEPLETED.

AND OF COURSE,THE SO-CALLED "BEAUTIFUL".

WHY DON'T YOU CLICK YOUR HEELSTOGETHER THREE TIMES

AND GO BACK TO AFRICA ?

AND AS FOR YOU,BOSS HOGG,

VERY INSULTING WHAT YOUSAID ABOUT MY COAT.

IT'S MADE OUT OF YOURMOTHER'S PUBIC HAIR.

QUITE SHITTY.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,I'M GONNA GO TAKE MY THRONE

'CAUSE I'M A SHOO-IN...

FOR HATEROF THE YEAR.

THE PLAYER HATERS BALLIS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT

HATING ONONE ANOTHER.

WE PLAY GAMESWITH EACH OTHER, TOO.

LIKE OUR ANNUALPHOTO FLIP.

OH.DAMN.

OH MY GOD.

LITTLE-ASS TEETH ?NIGGA GOT DOLPHIN TEETH.

ARSENIO HALL TEETH !

HE ALWAYS SAYS HE DOESN'T WANTANYONE TO SEE HIM SHINE,

BUT THE NIGGALOOKS SHINY TO ME.

LOOKS LIKE MALCOLM X BEFOREHE CONVERTED TO ISLAM.

NEXT.

THANK YOU, MISS EFFIE.

GOOD LORD, ALMIGHTY,IT'S OSAMA BIN LADEN.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER PUMPEDMY GAS IN MY CAR

ON THE WAY OVER HERE.

THAT'S IRONIC, BECAUSEI TAKE YOGA CLASSES FROM HIM.

NEXT PICTURE, PLEASE.

I LIKE THE SONG THE GIRL SINGS,"PAPA, DON'T PREACH".

I GOT A SONGFOR YOU TOO, BITCH.

IT'S CALLED,"DAUGHTER, DON'T SING".

NEXT PICTURE, PLEASE.

IT'S BOY GEORGE !

NOW, THAT MAN RIGHT THEREI'D HATE TO FIGHT.

SHE WEARS UNDERWEARWITH DICK HOLES IN 'EM.

( man )NOW TO PRESENT THE AWARD

FOR PLAYER HATEROF THE YEAR-- ICE T. !

( booing )

YOU LOOK LIKEBILL COSBY ON CRACK !

I'D LIKE TO WELCOMEALL YOU IGNORANT-ASS BITCHES,

CRITICS, COMPLAINERS,DISGRUNTLED RAPPERS,

HA, AND RACISTS ESPECIALLY,

TO THE NINTH ANNUALINTERNATIONAL

PLAYER HATERS BALL !

OH, MAN,HATE, HATE, HATE...

( audience chanting )HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE...

HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE.

OH, MAN, YOU CORNY !

NEXT NIGGA SAY SOMETHIN'WHILE I'M TALKIN'

IS GETTIN' SHOT,PLEASE BELIEVE THAT.

HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE !

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

LET ME GIVE YOU THE NOMINATIONSFOR PLAYER HATER OF THE YEAR.

Y'ALL READY ?

FIRST UP...BUC NASTY !

( booing )CLAP FOR ME, BITCH !

BUC NASTY ISNOMINATED FOR...

GETTING HIS BEST FRIEND'SWIFE PREGNANT,

THEN TRICKINGHIS BEST FRIEND

INTO RAISING THELITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.

YEAH, HOLLAAT YOUR BOY.

DAMN, THAT'S HATEFUL !

THE NEXT NOMINEEIS PIT BULL.

( booing )

PIT BULL IS NOMINATEDFOR CALLING THE POLICE

ON THE DRUG DEALERS THAT MOVEDNEXT DOOR TO HIS HOUSE,

NOT BECAUSE IT WASTHE RIGHT THING TO DO,

JUST BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS OFALL THE MONEY THEY WAS MAKIN'.

PIT BULL !( barks )

FINALLY,THE ONE AND ONLY...

SILKY JOHNSON !

( boosand applause )

SILKY JOHNSON IS NOMINATED

FOR CALLING IN A BOMB THREATTO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, MAN !

( audience )HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE !

THE WINNER OFTHE NINTH ANNUAL

PLAYER HATEROF THE YEAR AWARD IS...

( man )LOOK LIKEA BOOTLEG ICE T. !

SILKY JOHNSTON !

( booing )

KISS MY ASS !

I'M THE BIGGEST HATER !

SILKY MINK MADE OUT OF100% RAT ASS !

HIT ME, BABY.

THAT, OF COURSE,WAS BEAUTIFUL TALKIN'.

BEAUTIFUL ON THE WEEKENDSDOES STUNTS

FOR LITTLE RICHARDIN GAY MOVIES.

( laughter )

FIRST OFF, I WOULD LIKE TOTHANK GOD ALMIGHTY

FOR GIVING EVERYBODYSO MUCH...

AND ME SO LITTLE.

I HATE YOU,I HATE YOU,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU,AND I HATE YOUR GUTS.

I HOPE ALL THE BAD THINGSIN LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU

AND NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU.

( booing )

HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE !

AND AS I SIP MY SODA

THAT I'M SURESOMEBODY SPIT IN

I JUST WOULD LIKE TOSAY TO ALL OF YOU,

KISS MY ASS,YOU ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKERS.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,I'M GONNA GO HOME

AND PUT SOME WATERIN BUC NASTY'S MAMA'S DISH.

GOOD EVENING.

( laughter )

HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE,

HATE, HATE, HATE,HATE, HATE...