- 'CAUSE I'M CHANGINGTHE PLAN.

IT'S GONNA BE MTV TRUE LIFE:

I'M INTO OLD PEOPLE.I DON'T CARE.

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.CHECK OUT THIS OLD BRAJ.

[blues music]

- ♪ ON A BIG OL'SHADY OAK TREE ♪

- [laughing]OH, MAN. THIS DUDE IS SICK!

I'M TALKING, LIKE,TERMINALLY CHILL.

- [singing]- HE IS CHILL.

I'M JUST GONNA NEEDA FRESHER ANGLE

THAN SOME AGED ROCKER.

I MEAN, W.W.K.L.D.?

WHAT WOULD KURT LODER DO?

- ♪ SAID I WAS BORN

- OLD PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AROUNDSINCE THE DAWN OF TIME.

THEY HAVE STORIES AND MESSAGES.HERE'S ONE NOW.

HEY, MA'AM, CAN I ASK YOUA FEW QUES--

WE'LL FIND A BETTER ONETHAN THAT.

HEY, NICE SHOT.

- I KNOW.

- IS IT OKAY IF I ASK YOUA COUPLE QUESTIONS?

- QUESTIONS?

- JUST QUESTIONSABOUT YOUR LIFE.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE PEOPLEOF YOUR GENERATION

HAVE SUCH WISDOMTHAT YOU CAN SHARE.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL MEABOUT WHAT YOU DID

BEFORE YOU LIVED HERE?

- I TRAVELED TO THE WORLD'SBEST CITIES,

AND IN EXCHANGE,

I MARRIED A RICH MANI DIDN'T LOVE.

- YEAH.- BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

SHOOT.- I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

MY DAD NEVER LET ME IN THEBILLIARDS ROOM GROWING UP, SO--

- OH, THAT'S HEARTBREAKING.

MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU.

- OW.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL START LOW?

- NOW, BEFORE YOU SHOOT...

[whispers]CLOSE YOUR EYES,

AND PUT IT IN.

- IS EVERYTHING OKAYIN HERE?

- IT'S FINE, MARK.JUST FINE.

WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEWHEREWHERE WE CAN BE

A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE?

- ALL RIGHT.