1980s Jock-Style

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 04/13/2011
  • Views: 41,506

When confronted with two old dudes at a house party, the guys try to protect their turf. (1:26)

SHORTEST TO TALLEST.

MAKE ME LOOK COOL, PLEASE?

- COURSE.- DO MY BEST.

- ALL RIGHT.

WHO ARE THOSE OLD DUDES?

- CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR ELBOWSBEHIND YOUR BACK?

- SWEETIE, NO.

- WHY DON'T YOU GO GET1980s JOCK STYLE

ON THOSE DUDES, PLEASE.

- ALL RIGHT.- THANK YOU.

OOHOO HOO, DERS EFFECT.

- CAN I HELP YOU?

- YEAH, YOU CAN GET MEANOTHER BEER.

- HA HA. ACTUALLY, WE CAN'TBECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF BEERS

TEN MINUTES AGO.

SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYSTELL THAT STORY WALKIN',

CHRISTOPHER.

HO HO HO HO!YEAH. SLAM.

WHAT'S UP, CHELSE?

- FYI, JERK-OFF,WE LIVED IN THIS HOUSE

FROM '88 TO '92 SO WE'VE GOTA LIFETIME PARTY PASS.

YOU KNOW THE DEAL.BEER IT UP.

- ALL RIGHT, I DON'T THINKYOU GET IT, GRANDPA.

- NO?- I SWAM VARSITY IN COLLEGE.

I WENT 20 POINTIN THE 50, OKAY?

- MM-HMM.- I CAN FIGHT WITHOUT BREATHING.

- YEAH. AND I TRIED OUT

FOR THE HIGH SCHOOLWRESTLING TEAM.

AND GUESS WHAT,I ALMOST MADE IT TOO.

BUT THEY SAID BEING A MASCOTWAS MORE MY SKILL SET.

[stomps foot]GO PATRIOTS. RIGHT?

- SO WHEN YOU GUYSARE 69ING IT,

DOES CAPTAIN CAVEMANCRANK IT IN THE CORNER?

- OHO HO HO, OKAY.

IF WE DO THIS,THERE'S GONNA TWO HITS.

ME HITTING YOU

AND KID ROCK'S BAWITDABAPLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.

DERS, YOU HAVE THAT CUED UP,RIGHT?

- YEAH.- MM-HMM.

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