Uncensored - Fabrice Fabrice - Spoken Word Poetry Pt. 2

Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Season 1, Ep 101 01/29/2011 Views: 2,687

Fabrice Fabrice may find food sexy, but it doesn't control his body. (2:29)

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AND MASHED POTATOES

AND SPAGHETTIAND TWINKIES.

I LOVE FOOD.

FOOD IS SEXY TO ME.

BUT YOU DON'T CONTROLMY BODY!

I'M GONNA HAVEAN ABORTION.

BUT YOU TRY TO CHOP ME DOWNAT MY KNEES.

YOU TRY TO TAKEWHO I AM

AND WHAT I BELIEVE IN,AND MY FEELINGS,

AND MY FEELMOTIONS,AND MY EMOTINGS,

WHICH ARE THE FEELINGSIN MY MOLARS.

CHOP CHOP

ON INSECURITY.

CHOP CHOP

ON CELERY,

WHICH HAS

NO CARBS.

WHAT I KNOW IS THATONE IN EVERY TEN BLACK MEN

IN AMERICA IS IN JAIL.

I KNOW THAT THREEOUT OF EVERY FIVE ASIAN WOMEN

IS IN JAIL.

AND YET WE MOVE SLOWLYLIKE SNAILS.

ESCARGOT GET YOURSELFA CONSCIENCE.

AND WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU'RE AT THE OLIVE GARDEN.

WHAT CAN YOU EATAT THE OLIVE GARDEN?

TROUT.

WHAT CAN YOU EATAT THE OLIVE GARDEN?

SPAGHETTI.

ALL I KNOW IS THATWHEN I'M AT THE OLIVE GARDEN,

I'M FAMILY,

WHICH MEANS THAT I BORROWED$10,000 FROM THE WAITER

AND NEVER PAID HIM BACK.

BUT ALL YOU DOIS SMOKE YOUR DRUGS

AND YOUR TROUTS,

AND YOU THINK TO YOURSELF,

"WHAT DO I HAVE?I HAVE DOUBTS.

WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME,A CREAM FILLING?"

NO, YOU MOTHER[bleep] TWINKIE,

IT'S NOT A CREAM FEELING.

IT'S A CREAM FILLING.

THAT'S ONE BIG TWINKIE.

THAT'S FROM THE MOVIE GHOSTBUSTERS!

[cheers and applause]

WHEN WE SIT DOWNFOR OUR LAST SUPPER,

AND WE SEE ALL THE PLATESIN FRONT OF US,

MAYBE HAVE A LITTLE TROUT,

MAYBE HAVESOME MASHED POTATOES.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT GOES GOODWITH BOTH OF THOSE?

FRIED CHICKEN.

YOU KNOWWHO LOVES FRIED CHICKEN?

BLACK PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSELOVES FRIED CHICKEN?

EVERYBODY.

THAT [bleep]IS DELICIOUS FOOD.