The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Crippled: Believe It or Not!

Season 4 E 1 • 07/12/1999

The money the UCLA football players saved in parking was used to buy binders for their Cliff Notes.

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02:17

Hollywood Stereotypes
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Hollywood wants us to believe that the French are smelly, rude and speak a very weird version of Spanish.
07/01/1999
01:34

Al Up in That - Mattresses
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Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King, thinks that all of this mattress business is a bunch of hokum and horsesh*t.
07/01/1999
02:14

Headlines - Snatched Victory
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The U.S. women's soccer team wins the women's World Cup, but, unfortunately, the trophy makes them look fat.
07/12/1999
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bull
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A man deftly rides a mechanical bull.
07/12/1999
00:57

Nose For News
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Jon Stewart sums up his vacation with one word: rhinoplasty.
07/12/1999
04:28

Adam Arkin
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The cast of "Chicago Hope" discovered if they were going to last another season at the script read-through.
07/12/1999
00:51

Recap - 7/12/99
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Where are we as a society when a rock star and a super model cannot make a marriage work?
07/12/1999
02:25

Public Excess - The Actor, The Singer, The Funny Man
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Singer Dave Sweeney might hit some pedestrians in his singing show but you can bet he'll never hit a note.
07/12/1999
01:16

Other News - Piece Out
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The only successful lawsuit against gun makers to date was the 1998 suit to take spokesman Kaboom the Klown off the packaging of Baby's First Magnum.
07/12/1999
01:09

Hot Annul Action
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Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall's marriage was annulled, thus ending a relationship of 22 years, four children and Mick's relentless banging of other women.
07/12/1999
01:10

This Just In - Crippled: Believe It or Not!
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UCLA football players are being charged with faking injuries to obtain handicap parking spaces, which is ironic since their SAT scores indicate major disabilities.
07/12/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Iranian Protest
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Iranian women protest in burkas.
07/13/1999
01:56

God Stuff - Skull Crushing
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John Bloom travels the nation's church broadcasts looking at all the exciting ways to harm non-believers.
07/13/1999
04:12

Miss Piggy
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Jon Stewart is looking at Miss Piggy in "that way."
07/13/1999
01:48

Headlines - Veiled Threat
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Iranian pro-democracy students rally for the freedom of the press and the freedom to choose which bearded zealot will lead them into the ninth century.
07/13/1999
01:00

This Just In - Porpoise Dilecti
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Dolphins are warm blooded, cold blooded murderers who engage in infanticide and sexual assault.
07/13/1999
01:18

Other News - Independents' Day
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While Donald Trump has not officially thrown his hat in the ring as a Reform Party candidate for president, his hair has formed an exploratory committee.
07/13/1999
01:19

Headlines - Ricky Business
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Fans of Ricky Martin were able to meet him after his Today Show performance as long as they agreed to do Al Roker a favor.
07/13/1999
01:42

A Quick Word of Advice - U.S. Women's World Cup
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The U.S. Women's soccer team pile-up is what millions of American men call a win-win.
07/13/1999
03:31

Old Grand-Dads
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Beth Littleford reports on two old men duking it out for the title of World's Oldest Bartender.
07/13/1999
01:18

Headlines - Loco-Motive
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Railroad Killer, Rafael Resendez-Ramirez, turned himself in at a border station and no one is buying his one-armed hombre story.
07/14/1999
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