Hampton Yount - Anti-Marijuana Ads

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 11/21/2013
  • Views: 3,554

Hampton Yount has noticed that some anti-drug ads are missing the larger issue. (2:18)

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I LOVE IT,

WHENEVER THEY PLAY, LIKE,ANTI-MARIJUANA ADS

ON TV FOR KIDS.

LIKE, THOSE ARE HYSTERICAL.

EVERY TIME I SEE THOSE ADS,I'M LIKE,

"WERE THEY HIGHWHEN THEY WROTE THAT SHIT?"

LIKE--LIKE, THE REALLYLOW-RENT ONES YOU'LL SEE

WHERE, LIKE, A DOGIS TALKING TO A GIRL.

"HEY, VANESSA, DON'T SMOKE POT.IT'S ME, YOUR DOG."

OKAY.

THERE'S ONE WHERE THERE'S A GIRLALL MELTED ON THE COUCH

WITH NO BONES.SHE'S LIKE,

"I SMOKE POT.NOW, I DON'T HAVE BONES."

HEY, I'VE GOT GREAT NEWSFOR YOU.

IF YOU'RE SEEING DOGSTALK TO YOU

AND NO BONESINSIDE YOUR BODY,

THAT WASN'T POT.

THAT WAS METHOR SOMETHING.

YOU NEED TO GOTO A HOSPITAL.

THE WORST ONEI'VE EVER SEEN--

THEY PLAYED THIS ALL THE TIMEWHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

IT'S A GIRL, SHE'S GETTING HIGHAT A HOUSE PARTY,

AND SHE'S LIKE...[inhales]

"I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!"

LIKE, INSTANTLY HIGHIN THE AD.

LIKE, SUPER QUICK.

LIKE, REPUBLICANS,IT'S NOT THAT QUICK.

NO ONE'S JUST LIKE...[inhales]

"JAZZ MUSIC!"[scatting]

"WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?"

IT TAKES A MINUTE

TO GET HIGHAND START ATTACKING WHITE WOMEN.

THEY DID A STUDY IN THE '70s.EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

SO THIS GIRL IN THE AD,SHE'S LIKE,

"I'M SO HIGH,I GOTTA GO LAY DOWN."

SO SHE GOES UPSTAIRSDURING THIS HOUSE PARTY,

GOES,LAYS DOWN IN THE BEDROOM.

LIKE, A SECOND LATER,YOU SEE SOME, LIKE, DUDE--

SOME DUDE'S SHADOWIN THE DOORWAY,

JUST THIS OMINOUS SILHOUETTEOF A BRO.

HE CLOSES THE DOOR,SCREEN GOES DARK,

AND THEN, CUTTINGTHROUGH THE DARKNESS, YOU HEAR,

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,"

WHICH IS HORRIFYING.

AND THEN, YOU HEARAN ANNOUNCER'S VOICE GO,

"IF YOU SMOKE POT,YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE THE POWER

TO KEEP BAD THINGSFROM HAPPENING TO YOU."

I WAS LIKE, SHOULDN'T THAT ADJUST BE "DON'T RAPE"?

LIKE, I THINK--

I THINK WE'RE MISSINGTHE MUCH LARGER ISSUE.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MAN?

NOBODY SAW THAT ADAND WAS LIKE,

"OH, THE POT, NO!"

I JUST LOVE, LIKE, THE AD HADTHIS WEIRD ATTITUDE OF, LIKE,

"PEOPLE ARE GONNA RAPE.

"NOTHING WE CAN DOABOUT THAT, GIRLY.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER,HIPPIES."

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