Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 19,169

People are selfish. (0:47)

(Mitch Hedberg)YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO TORESTAURANT ON THE WEEKENDS

AND IT'S BUSY SO THEYSTART A WAITING LIST.

THEY START CALLINGOUT NAMES.

THEY SAY... "DUFRENE,PARTY OF TWO.

"TABLE READY FORDUFRENE, PARTY OF TWO."

AND IF NO ONE ANSWERS,THEY'LL SAY THE NAME AGAIN.

DUFRENE, PARTY OF TWO.

BUT THEN IF NO ONE ANSWERS,THEY GO RIGHT TO THE NEXT NAME.

BUSH, PARTY OF THREE.

YEAH, BUT WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE DUFRENES?

NO ONE SEEMS TOGIVE A (bleep).

WHO CAN EAT AT ATIME LIKE THIS?

PEOPLE ARE MISSING.

YOU (bleep) ARE SELFISH.

THE DUFRENE'S ARE INSOMEONE'S CAR RIGHT NOW,

WITH DUCT TAPEOVER THEIR MOUTHS,

AND THEY'RE HUNGRY.

THAT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY.

BUSH, "SEARCH"PARTY OF THREE.

YOU CAN EAT ONCE YOUFIND THE DUFRENES.

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