Robert Hawkins - Singing Along

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 2,743

Use your own voice if you're going to sing along to the radio. (1:38)

(Robert Hawkins)IF YOU WANT TO SING INMY CAR, GO AHEAD, SING.

SING THE WHOLETRIP--I DON'T MIND.

BUT DO ME A FAVOR.

DON'T TRY TO SOUND LIKETHE ARTIST ON THE RADIO.

JUST USE YOUR OWN VOICE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRICK MEINTO THINKIN' DAVE MATTHEWS

JUMPED IN THE CAR WHENI WAS GETTING GAS.

I'M IN THE CAR ONE TIME,DAVE MATTHEWS IS ON.

MY BUDDY'S IN THEPASSENGER'S SIDE,

ALL BOLD IN MY EAR...

(mimicking DaveMatthews singing)♪ HOPPIN' DOWN PURPLY

♪ FLEAS 'N TITTILLY

♪ HAY 'N HIGGUM ANTSAN' TARANTULAS ♪

♪ 'N CENTIPEDES 'NBUGS 'N STUFF ♪

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?

WHAT DO THEY EXPECTYOUR REACTION TO BE?

NEATO, FRITO,BANDITO, MAN!

YOU SOUND LIKEHIM, KINDA...

IN A ROUNDABOUT, HALF-ASSED,BACKWARD KINDA WAY.

IF HE WAS HAVIN' A STROKE,BEIN' STUFFED IN A TUBA,

AND BEING BEATEN WITHA BAG OF KITTENS.

HOW DO YOU MANAGE IT,YOU TALENTED THING?

YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT THE GUYFROM CREED'S THIRD COUSIN,

SECOND REMOVED, IF HELIVED IN A BURLAP SACK,

AND WAS BEATEN WITH ANOAR EVERY FIVE MINUTES?

WELL, YA COULD'AFOOLED ME, MAN.

IF HE DIED, YOUCOULD BE HIM.

THEN YOU CAN GO ON TOUR.

I CAN BE YOUR ROADIE, ANDGET ALL YOUR THROWAWAY TRIM.

(Patrice)AH, YOU KNOW WHAT, NICK?

WHEN I BECOME A BIG STAR, YOUCAN HAVE MY THROWAWAY TRIM.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

ALL RIGHT, THANKS!

HEY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

YOU'RE GONNA BE ABIG STAR AND NOT ME?

I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM!

YEAH, WE WILL BE,IN THE BEGINNING,

(Patrice)BUT YOU'LL BECOME A JERK...

AND PISS ALLYOUR MONEY AWAY.

I SAID CRISTAL, BITCH!

YOU'RE FIRED!

AND WHY ISN'T SOMEBODYSUCKING MY (bleep)?

THEN IT ALL GOES TO HELLWHEN YOU GET CAUGHT

SLEEPING WITH AUNDERAGE GIRL.

I SWEAR, SHE TOLDME SHE WAS ONE!

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