I'm having problemswith my nephew.
He's driving my sister crazy.
He's driving me crazy.
Shut up, Del.
It's Uncle Del, honey.All right?
DEL:Okay, thingshave escalated.
He's stealing moneyfrom his mother.
He's torturing little animals.
He took a crapon his therapist's desk.
That's nasty.Come on.Nasty.
He recently stole a car stereofrom the principal
of his school,and the principal
is pressing charges.
This little boy'snot going to juvenile hall.
Over my dead body.
So, I've spokento the judge,
and if I can get him to showsome remorse for this crime,
he will suspendhis sentence.
And that's whereyou people come in.
I want youto scare him straight today.
you just show him a glimpseof your pathetic lives.
That'll scare him straight,right?
DEL:You people turn him around
today and I will personally seeto it that one month is reduced
from each one of your sentences.
(both cheering)30 days, yeah!
Wait, wait, wait,w-what, what about me?
I'll add a month to yours.
Oh, yeah, it's on.I will beat down...
DEL:All right, all right,all right. (whistles)
He's just a little boy.
No one lays a hand on his head.
Or not only isthis deal off,
you will answer to me.
Del Brackton has been theremany times for Crenshaw House,
Crenshaw House is proudto be there
for Del Brackton.
We're going tobe there for you.What are you doing?
It's gonna be the easiestsentence reduction
I ever got.