Exorcism Dream Team

  • Season 2 , Ep 13
  • 11/26/2013
  • Views: 9,696

Denzel assembles a priest, a rabbi, a witch doctor and a guy who's seen "The Exorcist" a bunch of times in an attempt to stop Connie's hell baby from destroying the world. (2:03)

- THIS IS IT?

YOU FOUR THINKYOU CAN STOP ME?

- DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

HE'LL USE HIS LIES TO TRYTO MAKE US TURN ON EACH OTHER.

- THE PREACHER SAIDYOU'RE A PUSSY.

- WHAT?

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?- LIKE THAT.

THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLEOF WHAT WE SHOULDN'T LET HIM DO.

- [laughing]

- OH, LAUGH NOW, ANTICHRIST.BECAUSE SURPRISE!

WE'VE ASSEMBLEDAN EXORCISM DREAM TEAM!

FATHER QUINN!

- I'M GOING TO NEED TO BE ALONEWITH THE CHILD.

YOU DON'T HAVEA NANNY CAM, RIGHT?

- RABBI MALTZMAN!- NO, NO.

YOU STAY IN THERE, DEMON.AS LONG AS YOU'RE COMFORTABLE.

I SCHLEPPED ALL THE WAY HEREFROM BROOKLYN.

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

- AND WITCH DOCTOR KUZNIAK!

- LUCKY FOR US, I WENTTO MEDICAL SCHOOL IN HAITI.

- AND JORGE,WHO'S SEEN THE EXORCIST

7 1/2 TIMESAND LET US USE HIS CAR.

- I'M NOT WITH THEM!I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

- JORGE, SHUT UP.

- COME ON,LET ME SELL YOU MY SOUL.

I'LL SIGN WHATEVER CONTRACTBEN AFFLECK SIGNED.

WHATEVER!

- [sighs]I WAS UP FOR A CHALLENGE.

THIS IS GOING TO BEFAR TOO EASY.

- THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

THE POWER OF CHRISTCOMPELS YOU!

- SHUT UP.

[all exclaim]

SO WHO WANTS TO CHOOSEHOW I WILL KILL THE REST OF YOU?

- BLOWJOBBED TO DEATH?

- YOU GOT IT.BY RABID HELL HOUNDS.

AND HERE WE--

[crying]

- I'M GOING TO WRITE KATE UPTONA NOT-SO-NICE YELP REVIEW.

ETHEL, WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON HERE?

- WE'RE DOING AN EXORCISMON YOUR CRAZY-ASS DEVIL BABY!

- AND WE ALMOST GOT BLOWJOBS,UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!

- CONNIE, WE'VE GOTTO TRUST THE LORD.

JUST LIKE IT SAYIN THE BIBLE:

"IF THE EXORCISMDON'T GO SO BUENO,

THROW THAT GODDAMN BABYIN A VOLCANO." HA!

- WHAT? NO!

- SORRY, CONNIE,

BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAYTO STOP THE APOCALYPSE.

- YOU'RE LUCKYWE GOT A VOLCANO RIGHT HERE.

MOST PEOPLE WITH DEVIL BABIESGOTTA PAY

FOR A PLANE TICKET TO HAWAII.

- SCREW YOU GUYS!COME ON, DONNIE.

I'LL PROTECT YOU,I PROMISE!

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