Josh Sneed - NASCAR

CC Presents: Josh Sneed Season 11, Ep 18 03/30/2007 Views: 15,445

Josh hates NASCAR. (1:24)

WHERE'S MY NASCAR FANS? ARE THERE ANY HERE TONIGHT?

OH, REALLY? DUDE, NASCAR IS HUGE-- AT THE FLEA MARKET--

THEY ARE BIG FANS. NO, I'M SERIOUS.

I HATE IT. MY DAD'S A BIG FAN.

HE LIKES TONY STEWART SO MUCHHE PAINTED A NUMBER 20

ON THE SIDE OF HIS RIDING LAWN MOWER.

ONE DAY HE SAW HIS NEIGHBOR WAS GONNA FINISH HIS YARD FIRST

SO MY DAD RAN UP INTO THE FENCE,

"'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT TONY WOULD HAVE DID!"

HIS NEIGHBOR WAS A JEFF GORDON FAN.

HE HAD "24" ON HIS MOWER. SO HE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY

WHINING ABOUT WHY HE LOST, YOU KNOW MAKING EXCUSES,

AND HIS BOYFRIEND WAS EVEN MORE UPSET.

HE WAS OUT THERE[LISP] "YOU CAN'T JUST HIT 'EM."

OH WHATEVER, THAT GUY'S GAY. HE DRIVES A FLAMIN' RAINBOW.

- [LISP] WATCH OUT, BOYZ. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'D LIKE TO MEETA DRIVER THOUGH,

FIND OUT WHAT LIFE'S LIKE WHEN THEY'RE NOT RACING.

THEY GOTTA DO THE SPEED LIMIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,

AND THAT'S GOT TO SUCK.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM GETTING A TICKET FOR DOIN' 80?

"OFFICER, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!THE PACE CAR GOES 90!"

SITTING IN JIFFY LUBE,

"WHAT THE HELL'STAKING SO LONG?!

"YEAH, IT WAS ME.

48 SECONDS YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT MY FILTER OFF.

YOU SUCK, BUDDY. WHY DON'T YOU PICK IT UP I GOT... [UNINTELIGIBLE.]"

[LAUGHTER]