WITH THE BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK.

OF ALL THE AWFULNEWS STORIES,

THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

PUNT, PASS, AND KILL.

EVIDENCE IS PILING UP

AGAINST FORMER PATRIOTTIGHT END AARON HERNANDEZ,

WHO WAS ARRESTEDAND CHARGED WITH MURDER

FOR THE EXECUTION-STYLEKILLING

OF A SEMI-PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER.

THE PATRIOTSDROPPED HIM IMMEDIATELY

LIKE HE WAS A PERFECTLYTHROWN PASS IN THE SUPER BOWL.

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AMY, YOU FIRST.

YOU LOVE SPORTSAND TALKING ABOUT THEM.

- AW, GOD, I CAN'T GET ENOUGHOF TALKING ABOUT SPORTS.

I JUST--THIS WHOLE STORYREMINDED ME OF A QUOTE.

I BELIEVE IT WASTHE GREAT PAULA DEEN WHO SAID...

- YEAH, LET'SCUT YOU OFF THERE.

LET'S GO TO JIM.

- WELL, IT'S FUNNY TO METHAT PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING

THAT THE PATRIOTS DROPPED--

I THINK THE PATRIOTSWERE SMART TO DROP HIM.

THEY WERE STUPID TO IMMEDIATELYSIGN GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.

BUT THEY WERE SMARTTO DROP HIM.

- THAT GUY CAN REALLY THROWTHE FOOTBALL, THOUGH.

- AW, HE SURE CAN.

PERFECT AIM, BUT YOU HAVE TO BERIGHT ON TOP OF HIM

BEFORE HE THROWS IT.

- YEAH.TRUE.

I THINK THE WEIRD THINGABOUT THIS STORY--

I MEAN, IT'S SO OBVIOUSHE'S GUILTY...ALLEGEDLY

BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY HIREDA CLEANING CREW

TO CLEAN UP HIS HOUSETHE DAY AFTER THE MURDER.

AND WHY WOULD HE NEEDA CLEANING CREW?

HIS LAST NAME IS HERNANDEZ.- RIGHT?

- I-THE FUNNY PART TO MEIS HE'S ALSO SAYING,

LIKE, THAT HE HAD NOTHINGTO DO WITH IT.

BUT IT'S, LIKE, DUDE,THEY FOUND BUBBLICIOUS

THAT YOU BOUGHTBY THE BODY.

SO EITHER HE DID ITOR IT WAS A GIRL

WITH A HELLO KITTY BACKPACK.

- I-AM I THE ONLY ONEWHO DOESN'T THINK

THIS GUY DID IT?

I THINK HE'S INNOCENT.

I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEENHIS TATTOOS?

HE MAKES GREATPERMANENT DECISIONS.

- I THINK HERNANDEZ COULD GAINA LOT OF SYMPATHY FROM PEOPLE

IF HE WOULD JUST LOOK AT THEMAND SAY, "HEY, LISTEN.

"I'M SORRYABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.

"I'VE JUST BEEN UNDER A LOTOF PRESSURE LATELY

"BECAUSE I'M THE FIRSTOPENLY GAY PLAYER IN THE NFL.

PARADES!"

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