Chris D'Elia - Own Language

  • Season 15 , Ep 5
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 24,501

Chris D'Elia always expects that gangsters will literally holler at him for a minute. (1:56)

I NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY'RETALKING ABOUT, TOO.

THEY GOT THEIROWN LANGUAGE.

LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.

LIKE, THEY'LLJUST BE LIKE,

"YEAH, LET ME HOLLERAT YOU FOR A MINUTE."

LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?

I'M ALWAYS EXPECTINGTHAT'S LITERAL.

COULD YOU IMAGINE?

"JUST LET-LET ME HOLLERAT YOU FOR A MINUTE.

"AHHHHHH!"

[cheers and applause]

"ALL RIGHT--LET ME HOLLER AT YOUR BOY.

"AH!"

[audience laughing]

I JUST KEEP DATING THESEGIRLS THAT WON'T STOP TALKING.

GIRLS WILL SAY ANYTHING,MAN, ANYTHING!

A GIRL WILL BELIKE, "SEVEN."

[audience laughing]

AND YOU GOTTARESPOND TO THAT!

LIKE, HAPPILY ANDINVOLVED, RIGHT?

YOU GOTTA BE LIKE,"OH, NO WAY!

LIKE, THE NUMBERBEFORE EIGHT, RIGHT?"

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

- LIKE, AND-AND SHE'LLGO ON-- "YEAH, SIX.

"OH, MY GOD-- THAT'SRIGHT BEFORE SEVEN."

AND THEN YOU'RE IN A-AFULL-FLEDGED CONVERSATION

ABOUT A NUMBER.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

LIKE, THAT'SWHAT IT'S LIKE

WHEN WE TALK TO YOUGIRLS MOST OF THE TIME.

IN OUR HEADS,WE'RE LIKE, "UGH.

"I HOPE THAT WE'RE---THIS IS BELIEVABLE."

"SEVEN."

COULD YOU IMAGINE IF,LIKE, YOUR FRIEND CAME UP

AND WAS LIKE,"HEY, BRO, SEVEN."

[audience laughing]

YOU'D BE LIKE,"[deleted] YOU, DUDE!"

[audience laughing]

- TRY THATTO YOUR GIRL!

SHE'LL-SHE'LL SAYSOMETHING LIKE THIS.

"YOU KNOW WHAT-- FINE.

"MAYBE I JUST WON'T EVER SAYANYTHING EVER AGAIN, EVER."

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

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