The Colbert Report

Bruce Bueno de Mesquita

Season 8 • 01/23/2012

Bruce Bueno de Mesquina predicts the winner of the Republican presidential nomination.

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00:35

Intro - 1/18/12
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Shocking poll results emerge, major websites go dark to protest a controversial law, and conservative columnist David Frum believes that the GOP is off track.
01/18/2012
04:17

Troubled GOP Waters & Stephen Under Attack
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Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich contend with primary problems, while the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC turns on Stephen.
01/19/2012
00:15

Sign Off - Flight to Charleston, SC
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Stephen enjoys a Cinnabon before boarding his flight to Charleston to attend the Rock Me Like A Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally.
01/19/2012
05:19

Carrie Rebora Barratt
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Carrie Rebora Barratt provides an analysis of Emanuel Leutze's masterpiece "Washington Crossing the Delaware."
01/19/2012
06:49

Colbert Super PAC - John Paul Stevens
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Retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens expounds on his dissenting opinion in Bush v. Gore and Citizens United.
01/19/2012
00:26

Intro - 1/23/12
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Stephen reports on the Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally, and Bruce Bueno de Mesquita predicts what world leaders will do.
01/23/2012
03:19

Newt Gingrich's South Carolina Kill
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Newt Gingrich seals his victory in the South Carolina primary debates by going after America's most dangerous enemy: debate moderators.
01/23/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Sniffing a Marker
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Stephen sniffs a marker and says goodnight.
01/23/2012
07:05

Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally - Cain-elot Revisited
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The establishment may have thwarted Stephen's campaign for President of the United States of South Carolina, but there is one moment it can never take away from him.
01/23/2012
04:17

Herman Cain's Bittersweet South Carolina Victory
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Herman Cain beat every candidate in the South Carolina primary who was no longer trying to win, leading Stephen to officially end his presidential exploratory committee.
01/23/2012
05:32

Bruce Bueno de Mesquita
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Bruce Bueno de Mesquita explains how he uses game theory to make geo-political predictions and formulate car-buying strategies.
01/23/2012
00:52

18th GOP Debate
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The Florida GOP debate leaves one question lingering in everyone's mind: who cares?
01/24/2012
01:18

Colbert Super PAC - Hostage Crisis - Day 2
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Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself.
01/24/2012
03:48

Rick Santorum's Senior Pandering
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During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen.
01/24/2012
00:30

Intro - 1/24/12
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Stephen enters the world of children's literature, Rick Santorum takes fire from the Left, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance on The Colbert Report.
01/24/2012
07:32

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1
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Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich.
01/24/2012
06:19

Andrew Sullivan
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The Daily Beast's Andrew Sullivan analyzes the picture that GOP candidates have painted of Barack Obama and extolls the president's numerous achievements.
01/24/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Reading "Bumble-Ardy"
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Stephen says goodnight from behind Maurice Sendak's "Bumble-Ardy."
01/24/2012
00:08

Sign Off - Colonel Tuxedo's Cat Food
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Stephen cracks open a can of the premium cat-meat stew that he endorses in China.
01/25/2012
05:35

Terry Gross
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NPR host Terry Gross talks about her 25-year career in public radio and offers the inside scoop on her interviews with Grover Norquist and Bill O'Reilly.
01/25/2012
04:23

2012 State of the Union Address & GOP Rebuttals
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Once again, President Barack Obama ruins another perfectly good night of TV by addressing yet another joint session of Congress, and the GOP offers its rebuttals.
01/25/2012
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