Catching a Vandal Pt.1

  • Season 1, Ep 2
  • 03/07/2013
  • Views: 13,138

Stopping teenage vandals from falling into a life of crime is Nathan's goal. (1:11)

Tags:  crime, teens, penises, art

SO THAT WE COULD PRINTTHE PHOTOS RIGHT THERE.

- RIGHT.

- YOU KNOW,SO WE DO THE DIGITAL.

WE GET THE PICTURES TAKEN.- SURE, SURE.

- SO THAT MIGHT HELPDRAW MORE PEOPLE IN.

- RIGHT, SO I SPOKE

TO THE DIRECTOR OF MARKETINGAT THE MALL.

- OKAY.

- AND...UH...

- THEY'RE OKAYWITH US DOING IT?

YEAH?GREAT.

SO WE'RE GONNAMAKE THIS HAPPEN THEN.

THAT'S OUTSTANDING.[laughter]

- YEAH.- GOOD.

- YEAH.- I JUST GOTTA SAY THANK YOU.

REALLY.I THINK THIS IS AWESOME.

- JAMES SEEMED SO EXCITED,

AND I JUST DIDN'THAVE THE HEART

TO TELL HIM THAT HEWASN'T WANTED BY THE MALL.

SO MY ONLY GOALWAS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

MY HOPE WAS THAT,IF WE GOT IN THERE EARLY,

WE COULD DO ABOUT 1/2 HOUR'SWORTH OF PHOTOS WITH JAMES

BEFORE ANYONE REALIZEDWE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

SO ON THE MORNINGOF AUGUST 2ND,

WE QUIETLY PULLED OUR TRUCK UPBEHIND THE JCPENNEY.

AND BEFORE UNLOADINGTHE VILLAGE,

I HAD A QUICK WORDWITH JAMES.

JUST SO YOU KNOW,IF I EVER SAY "ABORT,"

WE SHOULD JUST WALKTO THE EXIT IF YOU CAN.

- ABORT.- YEAH.

- UM...

OKAY.

- OKAY.THAT'S IT.

ALL RIGHT,QUICKER, GUYS.

WE'RE GONNA BE DOINGA SANTA DISPLAY SOON.

MAYBE OVER HERE.

MAYBE, LIKE,THE BACKGROUND IS HERE.

DO YOU WANT YOUR PICTURE TAKENWITH SANTA?

COME.

- HI, THERE.- HEY, YEAH!

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- HERE, COME HERE, LITTLE ONE.

YES.YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

YEAH.

BIG SMILE.LOOK AT THE CAMERA.

- THE MALL MANAGER.WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?

I'M, UH, NAT--I'M JUST AN ELF.

WAIT.UM--

WOULD YOU LIKEYOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH SANTA?

$5 ONLY.

IT'S DISCOUNTED PRICES'CAUSE IT'S EARLIER IN THE YEAR.

- EXCUSE ME.- OKAY, COME.

OKAY.

LET'S GO.COME ON.

- THIS WAY.

[radio chatter]

EXCUSE ME.

HEY, CAN YOU STAY AWAYFROM THE CAMERAS, PLEASE?

YOU CAN'T GO IN FRONT OF--PLEASE.

CAN YOU STAY AWAYFROM OUR CAMERA PERSON?

OKAY, WE'RE GOING.- THAT'S NICE.

- WE ARE LEAVING.

- NATHAN, YOU WANT METO STOP HIM?

I SAID, DOES HE WANT METO STOP YOU?

YEAH.

[cackling]

YOU'VE NEVER MESSEDWITH SANTA CLAUS, HAVE YOU?

- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.- JUST COOL IT, DUDE.

- NO, IT'S OKAY.JAMES.

I'M OUT OF THE DOOR.STOP IT.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.- JAMES, COME WITH ME.

[We Wish You a Merry Christmasplaying]

OKAY, I KNOW--WE'RE BOTHTRYING TO DO OUR JOBS.

OKAY, DON'T SWEAR.THERE'S KIDS AROUND.

DO NOT SWEAR.- NOW!

- THERE'S KIDS AROUND.

YOU CAN'T SWEARWHEN THERE'S CHILDREN AROUND.

YES, I'M WALKING.

WE'RE BOTH TRYING TO DOOUR JOBS, OKAY?

SO YOU CAN'T THINK YOUR JOB'SMORE IMPORTANT THAN MINE.

- WELL--

- WATCH OUT.

- STAY BACK, PLEASE.

YOU CAN'T SAY THE "F" WORDAROUND KIDS.

- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

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