Andy Kindler - Pretzel Nuggets

  • Season 10 , Ep 16
  • 04/13/2006
  • Views: 1,260

Andy can always find Dr. and Mrs. Fiddle-Faddle. (1:43)

SLIGHTLY MORE, BUT NOT MUCH MORE.

WOW. IT'S-- I DON'T DESERVE IT.

BUT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT, TRAILING OFF. WOW!

I DON'T CAREIF YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE CLAPPING 'CAUSE YOU WERE TRYING

TO LOOSEN SOMETHING OFF THE PALMS OF YOUR HAND. I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE CLAPPING FOR ME AND VISUALIZING ANOTHER COMIC IN YOUR HEAD.

LOOK AT THIS THEATRE. I GOT 18 BALCONIES!

I WOULD LOVE IT IF THEY HAD AGROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WERE SITTINGON THE CEILING LOOKING DOWN,

AND FROM HERE, AND THEN LINCOLN IN THE BOX OVER THERE.

AND JOHN WILKES BOOTH RUNS DOWN.IT WOULD BE A NEW REALITY SHOW.

- IT'D BE FANTASTIC. - [LAUGHTER]

I NOTICED WHENEVER YOU CALL INFORMATION, 411,

THERE'S ALWAYS A COMPUTER VOICE AND THEY GO,

"WHAT NUMBER WOULD YOU LIKE, CITY AND STATE PLEASE." "YEAH,

I'D LIKE THE NUMBER OF MACY'S IN CENTURY CITY, CALIFORNIA."

"DID YOU SAY 'PRETZEL NUGGETS?'"

[LAUGHTER]

"NO. NO, I SAID MACY'S IN CENTURY CI-TY, CALIFORNIA."

- "PRETZEL NUGGETS IT IS. - [LAUGHTER]

YOU GOT IT!"

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? THEN THE OPERATOR COMES ON,

"SIR, I DON'T HAVE A LISTING FOR PRETZEL NUGGETS.

"I THINK IT'S A SNACK ITEM.I HAVE A MR. & MRS. ROLLED GOLD.

"I HAVE ADR. & MRS. FIDDLEFADDLE.

I HAVE A CHEESE & CRACKERS IN CLEVELAND."

I WANNA BE A DJ ON ANALL RING-TONE STATION,RING-TONES ALL THE TIME.

"COMIN' UP-- YOU REMEMBERTHIS ONE FROM 1999, FROM NOKIA--

♪ DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA, DAAA

♪ DA DA DA DAT DA DA DA ♪

"THE NOKIA TONES'LL BE INTHE STUDIO LATER ON THIS MONTH."

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