Elon Musk Plans to Send People to Mars

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SpaceX's Elon Musk unveiled his plan to colonize Mars, so Bruce Campbell, Justin Willman and Nick Swardson imagine how space travelers can pass the time on their journey. (1:30)

Lex Luthor witha hair transplant, Elon Musk,

just unveiled his plansto send human colonists to Mars.

The proposed spaceshipwould hold 100 people,

who, judgingby every sci-fi movie,

would be brilliant scientistsand engineers

who are also super (bleep).

-(laughter)-Musk says the journey

could take as little as 80 days,

unless there's trafficon the 405.

Then they could just takeSepulveda.

But they might as well leaveright now.

They'll arrive just in time tosee Trump set the earth on fire!

So, to pass the time on the wayto the red planet,

Musk has all kinds of funactivities planned,

like movies, zero-G games,

figuring out how to builda fuel refinement plant on Mars

so you don't die alone in space.

All the fun stuff the kids love.

But I'm sure they're still goingto have some hours to fill,

so comedians, how else willthese colonists

pass the time on their wayto Mars?

-Bruce Campbell!-I won the game already.

HARDWICK: No, that's justthe first question.

It doesn't... I don't...You still have to answer.

Oh, this is just other thingsyou can do?


-I'd come up with a cool quotefor when they land. -Yup.

'Cause right now, the best thingthey got is, uh,

"Suck our (bleep), Buzz Aldrin."

-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter)


(applause and cheering)

It's a winner.

(applause and cheering swell)


Nick Swardson.

Floating turd volleyball.

-HARDWICK: Yeah, points.-(laughter)

(applause and cheering)

Justin Willman. Yes.

Waiting for the beverage cartto go by so you can finally pee.