I'm doing what I love.This is what I do.
You know? I know, I know.
I worked hard to get here,
and now, all of sudden,
that I'm here, right inthe middle of my career,
comedy wants to switch up.
Because now I comeinto a comedy club
and I say somethingthat's inappropriate
and you got a video camera on your phone
and you video meand then you put it on YouTube,
then it ends up on TMZ
and now I'm a (bleep).
Let me explain something.
You can't get mad or upset
at anything that's saidin a comedy club.
You getting upset is equivalentto me being in the men's room
and I fartand the guy next to me goes,
"Hey, man,what's wrong with you, man?"
Like, this iswhere it happens, man!
This is where it goes down!
We see the world different.
It's that simple.It's that simple.
Did you guys see King Kong?Did you guys see King Kong?
The original King Kong,the black-and-white King Kong.
You remember that scene
in King Kong,
when she was in the apartment
and all of sudden King Kong'sface came by the window?
And all you sawwas King Kong's face
in the window?
Do you rememberhow scared she was
when she saw King Kong's face?
Imagine how scared the woman was
that lived ten floors below her.
Eleven floors below her!
Twelve floors below her!
I'm G Reilly.Thank you for having me!