A Four-Way Burn with Anthony Jeselnik, Lisa Lampanelli, Bobby Lee & Jeff Ross

Week of 1/7/2013 - Lampanelli, Jeselnik, Lee Season 2, Ep 1 01/08/2013 Views: 6,650

Bobby Lee resolves to pat himself on the back more often, Lisa Lampanelli rips on Jeff's hair, and Anthony Jeselnik accepts a very backhanded compliment. (3:22)

PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND LISA

AND ANTHONY.

AND THEIR ADOPTION BABY BOBBY

LEE.

>> YEAH.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHING]

MAYBE YOUR RESOLUTION CAN BE TO

DRESS NICER.

>> O, I HAVE A RESOLUTION.

>> WHAT IS IT.

I AM FIVE FOOT TWO AND ASIAN

AND MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS

TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK.

>> I DON'T NEED IT >> YEAH.

MARGET SHOWED THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD A BABY

GAP IN KOREA.

YES, IT IS FANTASTIC IF YOU

DATE YOUNG BROADS OR YOU ARE

([BLEEP]) APPROXIMATE UGAM I

RIGHT.

THAT IS THE LAST TIME I CAN SEE

HAIR THAT NAPPY, I WAS GIVING

SNOOKI A PAP SMEAR.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>> I FEEL YOU TAKE PUBLIC

SPEAKING LESSONS FROM THE

MUPPETS.

[LAUGHING]

>> ROD STEWART AND MARTHA

STEWART HAD A BABY.

>> THEY ARE THE ONLY PERSON I

KNOW WHO NEEDS TWO HOURS OF

PRIMPING TO JUST LOOK HOMELESS.

>> I FEEL LIKE I AM WATCHING MY

PARENTS FIGHT AND MY PARENTS

SUCK.

>> I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING NICE

ABOUT ANTHONY.

YOU ARE TALL AND FUNNY AND

HANDSOME.

YOU ARE ORIGINAL.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE

BEFORE YOU ARE A STAR.

I KNOW.

THAT IS MY FAVORITE JOKE OF THE

SEASON.

>> ANTHONY THAT IS A SPECIAL.

>> THAT IS SUNDAY NIGHT.

YOU ARE LAUGHING TOO HARD.

IT IS AN HOUR LONG.

CUTELL MORE JOKES.

I AM NOT LIKE YOU.

>> IT IS THE SAME POOR JOKES.

[LAUGHING]

>> THANK YOU.

>> DID I TELL YOU HOW HANDSOME

THIS GUY IS.

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM.

I GET THE BIRD FLU.

AWESOME.

RIGHT AWAY.

I HAVE SARS.

THEY ARE DIFFERENT.

THEY ARE DIFFERENT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE FROM

BEHIND.

PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.

LISA, YOU HAVE A SHOW UP AT THE

APOLLO.

THAT IS AWESOME.

BOBBY, YOU CAN FIND BOBBY ON

TWITTER.

[LAUGHING].

AND NO ONE ASKED A QUESTION

YET.