RETURN JULY 2014
What's up, Arizona? Yes. Nice.
(cheering and applause)
I'm excited to be here.
Ladies, don't hate,but these highlights-- natural.
Shoot, man. I get a lot of,you know, "You look like Jesus.
When did Jesusstart doing comedy?"
I got no special powers.
I can turn water into pee.That's it.
This isn't just a look;it's a lifestyle.
I like weed.
I got in trouble a lotwith that stuff, man.
I was 13 when I gotmy first felony.
Yeah, my mom was pissed.
She was like, "Why, mijo? Why?
Even the fat kid got away."
Kept messing aroundand everything, you know.
Got a couple more felonies.
My uncle was all happy.
"Strike one, mijo. All right."
Ended up in prisonfor a little while, you know,
but I did get my GED in prison,which is a good thing.
(cheering)Thank you. Thank you.