Okay, guys, this is it.
Food court's lookingfor employees.
Get in there, apply,
and, guys, put on smiles.
No one's going to hirea frumpazoid, okay?
What do I needa job for?
I'm alreadya big ol' pimp.
(clapping hands):Crenshaw Team! Crenshaw Team!
Hi. Can I help you?
My name is Serenity Johnsonand I am required by law
to inform youthat I am a convicted felon
in the state of Californiafor armed robbery.
Is y'all hiring felonsright now?
Um, I would justhave to check.
Don't be a punk-ass.Just say no.
Excuse me. Hello?
Could I possibly speakwith your manager for a second?
Can I see your manager please?Can you read?
I'm the manager. I'm in charge.
What, you hungryor something?
Uh, no. Actually,my name is Alan Shepherd.
I'm currentlyseeking employment.
This is my resume.
I have an undergraduatein Managerial Sciences
from Pomona School of Business.
Uh...You was in the joint?
Yes, well, yes. I do havesome felony convictions,
but I'm in the processof getting those expunged.
Good for you.
Well, the only thingI can offer,
you could be a server.
Put that on.
What up, black man?
What's up, pimp?How you feel?
Chillin'. What's up with you?
Hey, man, look, I'm a felonUh huh.
so they're making meget a job.
Yeah. I could hook you up, man.
I had to fire this white boyyesterday over some bull.
What about assistant manager?How that sound?
Holla, I can handle that.Yeah, no doubt.
What up, Alan?Welcome to the team,bro, for sure.
Assist... He gets to beassistant manager?
Get to work!