Mark's Journey

  • Season 2 , Ep 213
  • 03/14/2012
  • Views: 21,468

Mark has a hallucination while trapped inside Twayne's body, and Grimes has a big announcement. New episodes of Ugly Americans start Wednesday March 14 at 10:30/9:30c. (1:42)

- OF WHAT DO YOU THINK,LESBIAN HAIR?

- I ALWAYS WANTEDTO HELP THOSE IN NEED,

BUT NOW I THINKMAYBE GRIMES IS RIGHT.

MAYBE COUNSELINGIS ALL JUST BULL POO.

- DA, DA, DA, DA,DA, DA, DA, DA, DA.

THERE IS MUCH PAIN IN YOU,LESBIAN HAIR.

YOU MUST JOURNEY TO THE SPECIALPLACE TO EXERCISE THESE DEMONS.

- THIS LOOKS LIKE A SWEAT GLAND.

AH!

- LET YOUR MINDGO WHERE IT WILL.

- HEY, I DON'T THINKTHERE'S MUCH OXYGEN IN HERE.

HELP!

- MMM.

- [gasps]

- EVEN THOUGH THIS IS

A DEHYDRATION-INDUCEDHALLUCINATION,

IT STILL MAKES YOU KIND OF GAY.

- AH!

- HEY, MARK,WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE MY BODY,

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGURE OUTWHY I FART SO MUCH?

I UPPED MY FIBER INTAKE,BUT IT ISN'T WORKING.

[screams]

- OH, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON ME,MARK.

- I DON'T WANT TO.

BUT I NEED TO KNOW HOWTO GET THROUGH TO YOU, JERRY.

- I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU,

BUT I'M A FIGMENTOF YOUR OWN PSYCHE.

THAT'S WHY MY JUNKIS CALLIE'S FACE.

- OKAY, THIS ISTOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

HALLUCINATION OVER.

- HELP ME, MARK LILLY.

YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

- [grunts]

[coughs]

I CAN STILL SAVE JERRY.

IT'S MY DESTINY.

- WHO GIVES A CRAP?

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

I'D LIKE YOU TO BE MY BEST MANAND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

IT'S A WALLABY.

- YOU KNOW WE'REGONNA HAVE TO LEAVE HERE

IN THREE DAYS/HOURS?

- CAN'T YOU JUST LET MEEXPERIENCE HAPPINESS

FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE?

Loading...