Bitch with a Clipboard

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 02/28/2012
  • Views: 58,871

Jordan and Keegan compare their reactions when faced with a woman fundraising for homeless kids. (1:08)

- SO KEEGAN'S THE NICESTGUY IN THE WORLD.

TOO NICE, THOUGH.- YOU THINK I'M TOO NICE.

- SOMETIMES YOU'RE TOO NICE.- OKAY.

- THAT ONE TIMEWE WENT TO A RESTAURANT.

WE'RE STARVING ANDWE ARE GOING TO A RESTAURANT,

AND THERE IS A WOMANOUTSIDE THE DOOR

OF THE RESTAURANTWITH A CLIPBOARD

TALKING ABOUT GIVING MONEYFOR HOMELESS KIDS.

- VERY NICE GIRL,VERY SWEET GIRL.

- I DON'T CARE,I DON'T CARE.

- VERY SWEET.- OF COURSE SHE'S SWEET.

I DON'T CARE.

YOU DO NOT STOP FOR A BITCHWITH A CLIPBOARD.

- JORDAN--- DON'T DO IT, KEEGAN.

- LET'S TALK ABOUTWHAT YOU DID.

LET'S TALK ABOUTWHAT HE DID FOR A SECOND.

THIS IS MY MAN RIGHT HERE--MY MAN JUST SAID,

"JUST SO YOU KNOW,IT'S A NO FOR ME."

[imitates doorbell]

EXCUSE ME,UH-HUH, MM-HMM.

- LOOK AT THAT.- MM-MM, MM-MM.

MM, THANK YOU, MM!

- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE--NO, THAT'S BECAUSE

YOU HAVE TO KNOW--

- YEAH, MM-HMM, MMM!

- THAT'S BECAUSE I KNOW HE'SGONNA BE OUT THERE

FOR THE NEXT 48 MINUTESTALKING ABOUT,

"FASCINATING, FASCINATING.WHY AREN'T THESE KIDS HOUSED?

"WHAT'S WRONG?I WANNA KNOW.

"I WANNA KNOWALL THE INFO.

"WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?ONE AT A TIME.

"GIVE THEM TO ME,ALPHABETICAL.

"NO, I'LL REMEMBER THEM.I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY.

"I'LL GIVE YOU MY EMAIL,I'LL GIVE YOU MY SOSH.

DO THEY HAVEA FATHER FIGURE?"

- [laughs]- "MY NAME'S KEEGAN.

I'LL GIVE IT TO 'EM."

[laughter]

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