All right. It's time forsome of my classic
M. Night Yo-mom-alan jokes.
Those are "yo mama" jokes
with very surprising endings.
Yo mama's so fat,
she's been dead this whole time.
Can't continue with that.It's too dumb.
All right. I...
I thought up that joke
when I was drunk.
Uh, and...it was at an open bar,
and I don't know how you guysdeal with open bars,
but I really go to town.
I really go to townat an open bar.
I, uh...(woman whoops)
Like, the only wayI can explain to you
how I operate at an open baris to tell you a story.
When I was a kid, uh,we were out of the house
for, like, eight hours.
And my cat knockeda five-pound bag
of powdered sugaronto the ground.
And then my ten-pound poodleproceeded to eat
all five poundsof powdered sugar.
And I can
only imagine his day
where, like,manna falls from the heavens.
He gets into it.
It goes down easy.It's powdered sugar!
But I'm sure, like,two pounds in,
he's like, "Ooh.
"I'm not feeling too good,I'm gonna...
have to take a break here."
But something in hislittle doggy mind was like...
"But when is thisgonna happen again?
"Let's get back in there!
Let's finish all five pounds."
He does, he's sick fortwo weeks, he vomits every day.
That's how I am at an open bar.