Lenny Clarke - Baggy Dungarees

  • Season 6 , Ep 5
  • 05/19/2002
  • Views: 2,063

Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences. (2:02)

ANYTHING ABOUT FASHION

OR ANYTHING ABOUT CLOTHES.

I WISH I DID.

BUT YOU KNOW IT'S BEING FAT

THAT LIMITS YOU.

BUT THEN TODAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT

IT.

WHO DICTATES FASHION TO ALL OF

US.

YOUTH.

KIDS.

KIDS ARE THE ONES WHO DECIDE

WHAT THE KIDS ARE WEARING.

THAT'S HIP, THAT'S HOT,

THAT'S COOL.

AND SOME OF THESE KIDS MUST PUT

ON A CRACK PIPE BECAUSE I'M ONLY

GLAD THAT THE BAGGY DUNGAREES

DOWN BY THEIR KNEES, WITH THEIR

ASS HANGING OUT...

THAT'S ALL CHANGED NOW.

YOU DON'T SEE THAT A LOT.

I GUESS IT WAS, BECAUSE THEY

MADE THEY FELT TOUGH.

"OH, LET ME GET SOME PANTS

THAT ARE 10 SIZES TOO BIG.

AND I'LL WEAR THEM, AND MY ASS

WILL HANG OUT, AND I'LL LOOK

GREAT AND I'LL BE AN O.G.

OH, LOOK AT ME I'M G.

EVERYONE'S G.

OOH, G.

AH, G."

GEE!

(APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW, I DIG KIDS.

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE

IT MUST BE HARD FOR THEM TO LOOK

TOUGH IN THE WINTER.

LIKE LAST NIGHT.

I'M OUT IN THE STREET,

THIS KID COMES UP TO ME, HE'S

LIKE 11 YEARS OLD, TRYING TO BE

TOUGH.

AND HE'S GOT THE PANTS DOWN,

HIS ASSES OUT, AND IT'S ALL

FROZEN BLUE.

AND HIS TEETH HIS TEETH ARE

CHATTERING.

"YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO."

(LAUGHTER)

SO, YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR THE

KID.

I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM TO GO IN

THE LOBBY.

HE GOES TO ME, "S'UP?"

I GO, "YEAH, YEAH, HOW YOU

DOING?"

"S'UP?"

I GO, "YEAH, I HEARD YOU THE

FIRST TIME.

I'LL SMACK YOU HANG ON THERE A

SECOND THERE."

"S'UP, S'UP?"

I SAID, "WHAT YOU NEED?

A COUPLE BUCKS FOR SUPPER?"

HE GOES, "NO, S'UP, S'UP, S'UP!"

I GO, "S'UP, S'UP. S'UP?

OH, I GET IT, I GET IT.

WHAT AN IDIOT I AM.

YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK ME

"WHAT'S UP?"

NOW, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE TOO LAZY

TO PULL YOUR PANTS UP ALL THE

WAY.

WHAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO THINK

YOU'RE GOING TO THE ENERGY

TO ALL THE LETTERS IN A WORD

AND MAKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE

WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND?"

(APPLAUSE)

THESE ARE USUALLY THE KIDS

WHO BRING THE CRIME RATE DOWN.

THEY ROB A LIQUOR STORE OR BANK.

THEY START RUNNING, THEIR PANTS

FALL.

THEY TRIP.

THE COPS PULL UP.

THEY ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW

AND GO, "S'UP, GET IN THE BACK."

(LAUGHTER)

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