Avatar STD

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 11/16/2010
  • Views: 155,916

A nasty STD from a hot colleague makes Nick's penis turn blue and glow. (2:31)

HEY, NICK.

HOW WAS YOUR, UH,DATE THIS WEEKENDWITH THE NEW CHICK?

- HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN S.T.D.?- YEAH, SURE.

YOU MEAN LIKE CRABSOR A COLD SORE OR SOMETHING?

YEAH YEAH, I KNOW.BUT LIKE SOMETHING--

SOMETHING DIFFERENT, DUDE.LIKE SOMETHING WEIRD.

( laughs )LIKE WHAT?

- IS YOUR DICK BLUE OR SOMETHING?- YES.

- WHAT?- BLUE.

AND THERE'S, LIKE,GLOWING STUFF ON IT

- AND, LIKE, PINK HAIRS.- WAIT A MINUTE.

- GLOWING CAN'T BE GOOD.- I KNOW, GARY. LOOK.

- NO, I DON'T WANT--- JUST...

OH MY GOD.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.- WHAT?

YOUR PENIS,THE RASH AND THE--

ITS HAIRS ARE WAVINGAT ME AND STUFF.

- OH!- GARY, FOCUS, MAN.

COME ON,THIS IS AWFUL, DUDE.

LOOK AT THE THINGON THE TIP OF MY PENISTHAT LOOKS LIKE AN UMBRELLA.

- YEAH.- WATCH WHEN I TOUCH IT.

IT JUST SUCKSRIGHT BACK IN.WATCH.

( squishes )

WAH!

I'M FREAKIN' OUT, GARY.

HEY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU BANGTHE STRANGE, MAN.

DID YOU TALKTO HER ABOUT IT?

NO, I HAVEN'TEVEN SEEN HER YET.I JUST GOT TO WORK.

- SHH.- HEY, GUYS.

HEY, NICK.

HEY, PADMAWAI.

GO.

UH, PADMAWAI?

- HI.- HI.

- THAT WAS FUN LAST NIGHT.- YEAH.

WOW, I WAS REALLY BUZZED.

RED WINE TOTALLYGETS ME WASTED.

HEH, YEAH,I WAS PRETTY DRUNK.

HEY, UH, HOW AREYOU FEELING?

- FINE. WHY?- NO, I MEAN LIKE--

LIKE, DOWNSTAIRS.LIKE...

- DOWN THERE?- YEAH.

OH...OH, I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S BEEN HAPPENINGEVER SINCE I 69'D

UNDER THE TREE OF SOULSBACK ON PANDORA.

HEY, PADMAWAI.

NICE, UH, BLUEAND THE SHADES OFTURQUOISE IN THERE--

- GARY, GARY, NOT NOW.- LOVELY...

HEY, DID YOU LOCK YOUR HAIRWITH THE PINK HAIR?

- NO.- OKAY, GOOD. DON'T...

UNLESS YOU WANTMY ANCESTORS TOWHISPER TO YOU.

WHAT? NO, I DON'T WANTWHISPERS OR SOULS ON MY DICK.

I WANT IT TO GO AWAY.THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

WELL, GIVE IT A WEEKAND YOU'LL BE FINE.

YOU'LL KNOWWHEN IT'S ENDING--

WHEN YOUR PENISSTARTS SCREAMING.

I'M REALLY SORRY.GOD.

GREAT, I'M GONNAHAVE AN UMBRELLA

ON MY PENISFOR A WEEK.

WELL, AT LEAST YOUR BALLSWILL STAY DRY.

LET ME GUESS--PADMAWAI?

GREAT, WE'RE GONNAHAVE A WHOLE OFFICEFULOF PENIS SCREAMERS.

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