Arnez J - Women Fighting

Kennedy, Naturman, Arnez J., Paravonian Season 5, Ep 506 11/09/2001 Views: 19,074

A black woman will fight at the drop of a hat. (2:25)

NEEDS TO STOP.

AND MEN NEED TO QUIT FIGHT--

MEN REALLY DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT.

BLACK OR WHITE.

WE DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT.

BUT BLACK WOMEN...

THERE'S SOMETHIN' WRONG WITH

Y'ALL.

(LAUGHTER)

Y'ALL GOT ISSUES.

A BLACK WOMAN WILL FIGHT

AT A DROP OF A HAT.

AND IF YOU CALL 'EM THAT ONE

WORD...

AUDIENCE>> BITCH.

ARNEZ J.>> THEY SWINGIN'.

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SEE

WHO SAID THE WORD.

ALL THEY GOT TO DO IS HEAR IT.

THEY CAN WALK BY--

"OH, LOOK AT THIS BIT--"

"WHAT?"

"LET GO OF MY HEAD."

"YOU LET GO OF MY HEAD."

"YOU LET GO OF MY HEAD."

"YOU LET GO OF MY HEAD."

"LET GO OF MY HEAD.

LET GO OF MY HEAD."

"WE CAN BE HERE ALL DAY."

"I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T CARE."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU SEE, WHITE WOMEN--

YOU SEE, YOU ALL ARE UNDER

A MISCONCEPTION.

A LOT OF WHITE WOMEN THINK

THEY CAN GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH

A BLACK GIRL.

NO, YOU CANNOT.

STATISTICS AND A DENTAL RECORD

SHOW...

THAT A WHITE GIRL CANNOT WHOOP

A BLACK GIRL.

NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOUGHER

THAN YOU...

BUT BECAUSE THEY DON'T TRAVEL

ALONE.

AND ALL THEIR FRIENDS WILL JUMP

YOU.

SEE, IF WE HAVE TWO WHITE WOMEN

TRAVELING TOGETHER, LET'S SAY,

YOU AND YOU.

IF TWO WHITE WOMEN ARE TRAVELING

TOGETHER AND IF SHE'S GETTING

BEAT UP, SHE WILL NOT HELP YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, SHE WILL YELL FOR YOU--

"AH, STOP IT!

YOU'RE KILLING HER!

HELP!"

"OH, MY GOD.

LOOK AT YOUR EYE!"

"HELP!"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BUT LOOK--

I GOT TO GO.

I GOT TO GO.

BUT THE ONLY WHITE GIRL

THAT'LL HELP ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

IS IF SHE IS FROM THE SOUTH AND

SHE LIVES OUT OF A TRAILER HOME.

OH, MY GOD.

"WHATEVER, HONEY.

COME ON.

BRING IT ON IN.

BRING IT ON."

"WHATEVER, HONEY.

YOU'RE NOTHIN'.

YOU ARE NOTHIN'.

WHATEVER, HONEY."

OH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

LATINO WOMEN, WHERE YOU AT?

(LATIN WOMEN CHEERING)

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

THOSE ARE THE ONES YOU NEED

TO LOOK OUT FOR.

(LAUGHTER)

THEY ARE WORSE THAN A

BLACK GIRL.

THEY'LL TALK TO YOU SLOW,

BUT THEY'LL STAB YOU QUICK.

(LAUGHTER)

AND THEY'LL BE LIKE...

(HISPANIC ACCENT) "WHATCHU DOIN'

HERE?"

YOU BE LIKE "WHAT YOU MEAN?"

"NEVER MIND."

(MAKES STABBING SOUND)

(LAUGHTER)

THEY'LL STAB A FRIEND.

THEY DON'T CARE.

"LET GO OF ME, MARIA.

LET GO!"

"LET"--

I SAID "LET GO!"

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I LOVE Y'ALL, TOO.