Welcome to Dad Academy

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 54,121

C-Czar meets the first of six mentors who will help him become a good father and learns what kind of life he can provide for a child on his current budget. (2:05)

I'M C-CZAR.BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I'M ABOUT TO BECOMEA TEENAGE DAD.

AND NOW SIX EXPERTS ARE GONNATEACH ME HOW TO BE THE ONE THING

THAT I NEVER HADIN MY OWN LIFE--A DAD.

FOR EVERY PAPA QUIZ I PASS,I GET A DOPE-ASS TATTOO.

WELCOME TO THIS IS DAD ACADEMY.

EXCUSE ME.

OH, SNAP,IT'S A LITTLE C-CZAR.

I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I UNDERSTANDTHAT IF I WANT TO SEE

THE SHORTY MAKING MY BABY,

I MUST COME CORRECT,

WHICH I WILL,TINY PROFESSOR.

- BYE-BYE.- BYE. I LOVE YOU, C-CZAR.

SO TODAY I'M MEETINGMY FIRST DAD EXPERT,

AND I'M EXCITEDBUT ALSO ANNOYED.

- I'M THE WALLET.

- WHY DO I CALL YOU A WALLET?YOU JUST A MAN.

- IN THE STRUCTUREOF THIS SHOW,

THE DAD ACADEMY,I REPRESENT THE WALLET.

I'M THE FINANCIAL PORTIONOF THE DAD PROGRAM,

AND IT'S MY JOB TO GET YOUFINANCIALLY SOUND TODAY

SO THAT YOU CAN BECOMETHE GOOD DAD WE KNOW YOU CAN BE.

WE BROUGHT YOU TO A PLACE

THAT YOU CAN AFFORDON YOUR CURRENT BUDGET.

- OKAY.- C-CZAR.

- WHAT?- I THINK THE RESULTS

ARE GOING TO SHOCKAND HORRIFY YOU.

- FOR REAL?- YEAH.

- OKAY.- C-CZAR, THIS IS IT.

- OH, SNAP,THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.

- NO, THIS PLACEIS NOT AWESOME.

- THAT'S MY OLD CRATE.

- WHAT?- THIS IS MY HOUSE?

- THAT'S A KENNEL FOR A DOG.- THIS IS WHAT I LIVED IN

FOR THE FIRST TWO YEARSOF MY LIFE, C-CZAR.

I WAS CRATE-TRAINED.

- HE'S CALLING ME C-CZAR.IS THAT...?

- I'M COMFORTABLE IN HERE.

- THAT AS IT MAY BE,THE HOUSE IS ACTUALLY THIS WAY.

- OH, SNAP, SWEET HOUSE.

OH, SNAP,MY VERY OWN BATHROOM.

LET THEM EAT CAKE.

OKAY, THIS IS WHERE BABY C-CZARWILL SLEEP.

OKAY.OH, SNAP, THIS IS ALL MINE?

ALL RIGHT,I'M GONNA SIGN MY LEASE.

- SO, C-CZAR, HOW ARE YOUFINDING YOUR...?

WHO WROTE ON THE WALL?

- UH, THAT WAS HEREWHEN I GOT HERE.

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