Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less

  • Season 12 , Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 32,426

Irregular clothes aren't a good deal. (2:52)

THAT'S ALL WE DO.

WENT TO ROSS FOR LESS,ANYBODY BEEN TO THIS NIGHTMARE?

I WALKED INTO ROSS.I THOUGHT I WALKED INTO

DOWNTOWN BEIRUT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THOUGHT A BOMB WENT OFFAT THIS STORE.

- EVERYTHING'S ON THE FLOOR.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HOW ARE THEYSHOPPING OVER THERE?

WHAT, ARE THEYPULLING STUFF OFF THE SHELF?

"THIS IS NOT MY SIZE."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I WENT LOOKIN' FOR JEANS.

I HEARD THEY HADCHEAP JEANS OVER THERE, RIGHT?

SO, I'M IN THE STORE SHOPPIN'.

[LAUGHTER]

I FOUND A PAIR...

- IN "HOUSEWARES"- [LAUGHTER]

STAMPED "IRREGULAR", ANYBODYLOOKING AT IRREGULAR CLOTHES?

YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DEAL.

WHEN YOU SEE IRREGULAR,YOU GOTTA LAY 'EM OUT.

YOU GOTTA FIND OUTWHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

[LAUGHTER]

- WHY ARE THESE A DOLLAR?- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- 'CAUSE ORIGINALLY, $175.- [LAUGHTER]

- NOW, SLASHED TO $1.- [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME,YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE PANTS.

YOU'RE LIKE,I CAN'T FIND THE MISTAKE HERE.

I THINK THEY MADE THE MISTAKE.I THINK I FOUND A TREASURE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

TILL YOU GETTO THE FITTING ROOM.

I WENT TO GO TRY 'EM ON.I WENT TO GO GET THE ZIPPER,THE BUTTON. ALL THIS STUFF

- WASN'T EVEN HERE.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I FOUND THATRIGHT HERE ON THE CALF.

[LAUGHTER & APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

ALL THE UNDERWEAR,IT'S ALL BOXED.

THE BOX HAS BEENRIPPED OPEN SO MANY TIMES.

THEY GOTTA DUCT-TAPE 'EM SHUT.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU'RE BUYIN'.

I TOOK A GAMBLE ON SOMECK BOXER BRIEFS

- FOR 39 CENTS.- [LAUGHTER]

I BROUGHT 'EM HOME.I CUT THE BOX OPEN.

- IT'S A SET OF FORKS.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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